PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

CHECK OUT MY ICON 

@morrigansdemon // @emrorshack IS THE BOMB DOT COM. IT ME. IN UNDERTALE STYLE. WITH PEACHES.

//SCREAMING//

jpgay:

I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(Source: boyx)

Me: GONNA MAKE SOME OAT-MUUUUHHHHHL
Me: //digging through pantry// SHIT WHAT THE FUCK I GONNA PUT IN THIS PLAIN ASS MEAL OF OATS???
Me: //sees dried pomegranate// HOLY FUCKIN' TITS NOW THIS IS THE SHIT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT DAMN THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE.
Me: //proceed to make oatmeal with similar commentary//
Dog: //looks at me curiously//
Me: //narrows eyes// DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS YOU ASSCLOWN.
Dog: //stares at me//
Me: I'm sorry- I love you, woobie. NOW BACK TO THIS FUCKIN' OAT ASS MEAL SHIT WE GOT GOING ON.

ARE MCFREAKING KIDDING ME

I’M UNFOLLOWING THIS CHANNEL ASAP

THEY POSTED ANOTHER DAMN VIDEO WITH THE FNAF PUPPET IN THE ICON AND IT’S LIKE STARING RIGHT AT ME

FU KC

SO DONE

I DON’T GOT THE SPOONS FOR THIS

FU KC ME SIDEWAYS

I WAS BROWSING MY YOUTUBE FEED B/C IT’S BEEN A FEW DAYS SINCE I CHECKED IT OUT

AND

ONE OF THE ICONS FOR A VIDEO WAS THE PUPPET FROM FNAF

I AM FU CKING TERRIFIED OF IT LAST TIME I SAW ITS JUMP SCARE I HAD A FREAKING PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE MATPAT PUT ONE IN HIS VIDEO WITH NO WARNING AND I JUST

I HATE THAT FUCKING PUPPET I HATE IT SO DAMN MUCH IT FREAKS ME OUT TO HIGH HELL

I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT I HATE EVERYTHING OKAY I DON’T ACTUALLY HATE EVERYTHING BUT I’M REALLY UPSET AND AFRAID.

zemmer:

WHEN PEOPLE SAY YOU HAVE PRIVILEGE THEY ARE NOT SAYING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS

THEY ARE SAYING YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SPECIFIC PROBLEMS THAT COME FROM OPPRESSION

THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT

(Source: atlanxic)

THE MANAGER CALLED AGAIN AND CHANGED HER MIND- SHE WANTS ME TO COME IN EARLY AGAIN ARE YOU MCFREAKIN’ KIDDING ME STOP CHANGING YOUR MIND. ;;;;;

ludzies:

I’m HERE I’m QUEER and I DON’T HYDRATE AS MUCH AS I SHOULD

(Source: plantlesbian)

DO NOT ASK MARK QUESTIONS ABOUT SQUID AT PAX TOMORROW

theawkwardpincushion:

IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT HE SHOULD ADDRESS UNLESS HE IS READY TO

DO NOT FUCKING ASK HIM ABOUT IT

1life-4hope:

alwaysbewhelmed:

kite-on-a-string:

icanhelpyouthere:

clracomalfoy:

au in which it isn’t the weasley family walking up to the platform at the same time as harry but the malfoys

I’M SCREAMING, HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN YOU IMAGINE NARCISSA HELPING BBY HARRY ONTO THE PLATFORM AND DRACO APOLOGIZES FOR WHATEVER HE SAID AT THE ROBE SHOP THAT MADE HARRY UPSET BECAUSE HE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS AND LUCIUS IS ALREADY MUTTERING ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF DRACO BECOMING FRIENDS WITH HARRY AND NARCISSA SLAPS HIS SHOULDER AND TELLS HIM TO SHUT UP BECAUSE “LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE LUCIUS, DON’T CORRUPT THIS” AND THEY GET A SEAT ON THE TRAIN TOGETHER. 

ALSO RON STILL ASKS TO JOIN THEIR CAR BECAUSE “EVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL” AND DRACO STARTS TO SNEER BECAUSE HE CAN SMELL WEASLEY BUT HARRY IS LIKE “YEAH SURE COME ON IN” AND SO DRACO’S LIKE “OH” AND JUST UGHHHH. 

IMAGINE IF HERMIONE WALKED IN AND DRACO WAS ABOUT TO GO “MUDBLOOD”, BUT HE DIDN’T WANT THE FRIENDSHIPS HE MADE TO END SO QUICKLY, SO HE KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT 

IMAGINE IF HARRY GOT PUT IN SLYTHERIN WITH DRACO AND PUT INTO THE SAME DORMITORY HOLY HELL MCGONAGALL WOULD HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLESOME POTTER AND MALFOY SNEAKING OUT AT NIGHT WHEN THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED 

IMAGINE IF DRACO SEES HERMIONE DOING THE BEST OUT OF ALL THE FIRST YEARS AND REALIZING THAT BLOOD STATUS IS INSIGNIFICANT WHEN IT COMES TO BEING THE BEST AT SOMETHING 

IMAGINE DRACO STICKING UP FOR HARRY WHEN SOME PUREBLOOD SLYTHERINS TEASE HIM FOR BEING HALF-BLOOD 

IMAGINE DRACO BEING FRIENDS WITH RON, HERMIONE, AND HARRY AND THE FOUR OF THEM CAUSING SHIT UP FOR THE PROFESSORS

IMAGINE IF DRACO INVITES THEM OVER THE SUMMER TO MALFOY MANOR AGAINST HIS FATHER’S WISHES AND HERMIONE SEES HOW DOBBY’S TREATED SO POORLY

IMAGINE IF DRACO SUPPORTS HERMIONE IN HER CAUSE AGAINST ELFISH ABUSE BECAUSE HE FEELS HORRIBLE THAT HE ABUSED DOBBY JUST FROM HIS PARENTS’ ENCOURAGEMENT

BUT WAIT 

IMAGINE DRACO AND HARRY FINDING THE MIRROR OF ERISED 

AND HARRY SEES HIS DEAD FAMILY

BUT DRACO DOESN’T SEE ANYTHING DIFFERENT

BECAUSE HE FOUND SOMEONE WHO ACCEPTED HIM 

AND THAT’S ALL HE EVER WANTED

NOT OKAY GUYS… NOT OKAY

retrocharizard

Me: Did you know that cats can't taste sweetness?
Someone: That's interesting- where'd you learn that?
Me: //sweating// Uh, I mean, I read it... uh, yeah. I read it. In a magazine.
Someone: Why do you sound so nervous?
Me: I dON'T PLay adULT PUZZle gAMES in mY SPARE TimE STop making sUCH WILD ACCUsatIONS!!!
jynxcomplex:
“thewritegrump Its your Topaz and my Pyrite fused into an 9 foot tall giant woman! Masuyite - also she has a freaking light saber sooo
”
Holy FRACKING FLIP FLOP THIS IS AMAZING
RIP ME THIS IS TOO PURE, TOO PERFECT
W O W

jynxcomplex:

thewritegrump Its your Topaz and my Pyrite fused into an 9 foot tall giant woman! Masuyite - also she has a freaking light saber sooo

Holy FRACKING FLIP FLOP THIS IS AMAZING

RIP ME THIS IS TOO PURE, TOO PERFECT
W O W

cythereancutie:

CELEBRATE FEMININE NON BINARY PEOPLE. LEGITIMIZE THEM. MASCULINITY ISNT THE ONLY OPTION. YOURE ALLOWED TO LIKE YOUR FEMININITY AND BE NON BINARY.

(Source: sparrowpraxis)

improbableheadshots:

HOLY SHIT ALRIGHT

SO IF YOU GO THROUGH THE MARBLEHORNETS TAG

YOU’LL FIND LOTS OF PORN

AND DEAD ANIMALS

PLEASE 

PLEASE

DO NOT GO THROUGH THE TAG RIGHT NOW

SERIOUSLY 

smitethepatriarchy:

pineapple-overlord:

WOW I HAVE ZERO TIME FOR THAT ARTICLE ON TRIGGER WARNINGS DEPICTING OUR GENERATION AS LITERAL BABIES

WHY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND HOW EXPOSURE THERAPY WORK

“YOUR GENERATION IS A BUNCH OF BABIES,” cried the grown adult who can’t handle the idea of being courteous to those less privileged than them.

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