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Kids these days have no respect for their elders… don’t you know that it’s rude to ask a fella what their age is? Back in my day, we feared our elders, ‘cause if we stepped out of lines we’d get spanked with a leather belt! 

—Chester

Mike: He’s 72. ^^;

Woah, Chester’s 72?! I thought he was like, 80 or something~. *snickers*

Why you–!! *shakes cane at you vigorously* 

–Chester

I’m going to take this opportunity to do Mike and all of his alters in this one (someone requested it but they sent it via fanmail so I don’t think it’d be public! XD), then I’ll do Duncan in the next ask b/c someone else also asked for Duncan. c:

Mike:

-What I think of them: Where do I even begin? Anyone following this blog probably knows that he is my favorite character in ALL of the TD series. I was really wary of Mike’s character at first after TD writers had handled Trent and his mental illness. Though to my surprise, I ended up just loving Mike. Whereas the writers never addressed how Trent acknowledged or worried about how others would perceive his OCD, Mike is constantly reacting to his problem in the context of trying to hide it, and acknowledging how he just wants to live normally. I suppose it’s easier to be self-aware of something like MPD, but still. In addition to how he deals with his internal struggles, he is overall a good character. I could go on, but I have his 5 alters to do, so I’m going to move on. XD

-My favorite season they were in: TDAS

-My favorite ship of them: MikexDawn ; Just think of how fantastic this would be. ;u;

-My least favorite ship of them: MikexScott ; Just no.

-My favorite quote of theirs: I don’t think I could pick just one…

“I have to protect Zoey at all costs…” RIGHT BEFORE HE FUCKING DROPS A BOULDER ON HIS HEAD DUDE SERIOUSLY.

“I know I’ve been weird lately, but I feel less scared of myself when I’m with you. Being around you makes me feel more like the me I want to be, when I’m around you, being me.” REASON 429482048 WHY MIKE NEEDS DAWN OR AT LEAST SOMEONE BETTER THAN ZOEY. ((Let’s not forget her lovely thoughts earlier that episode: “I can’t just abandon him… can I?”))

Chester:

-What I think of them: He’s funny, but hella obnoxious. XD

-My favorite season they were in: TDROTI

-My favorite ship of them: I feel really weird shipping his personalities… especially when Chester in particular is like 70. My favorite ship for Chester is no ship. OnO

-My least favorite ship of them: Any ship with Chester.

-My favorite quote of theirs: “Sure! And my saggy old butt will get crowned Miss Canada!”

Svetlana:

-What I think of them: She’s my favorite of all of Mike’s alters (sorry Mal; you may be hot and yummy, but Svetlana is just a better charrie). I love how she is so confident, and just in her own world. She doesn’t need anyone’s help, she’s a freaking Olympic gymnast! Eat your heart out.

-My favorite season they were in: TDROTI

-My favorite ship of them: SvetlanaxManitoba ; I still feel really weird shipping Mike’s personalities…. help.

-My least favorite ship of them: Uh…. SvetlanaxEveryoneelse?

-My favorite quote of theirs: “MAKE WAY FOR SVETLANAAAAAAA.”

Vito:

-What I think of them: This guy is an asshole. ._.

-My favorite season they were in: TDROTI

-My favorite ship of them: Vito being alone forever.

-My least favorite ship of them: VitoxAnnemaria ; Even in the show, Annemaria started getting fed up with Vito when he would only listen to her in exchange for sucking face.

-My favorite quote of theirs: “LET’S RUMBLE!”

Manitoba:

-What I think of them: Fantastic. Just, fantastic. He’s probably the most normal of Mike’s alters, though he’s charming in his own right. Plus, that accent. ouo

-My favorite season they were in: TDAS

-My favorite ship of them: ManitobaxSvetlana — Wait. In an online interview with Mike and his alters, Manitoba says he has a wife. So… ManitobaxHis Wife

-My least favorite ship of them: Everything else. It’s just so weird to ship his alters! GAH.

-My favorite quote of theirs: Any time he uses the phrase “wily dingo”.

Mal:

-What I think of them: Oh dear God. Mal is my guilty pleasure! It’s one of those things where in real life, I’d root for Mal to be locked away forever and ever. In the show, he has the effect that all hot male villains have…. So yeah, I love what he has to offer for the show, and I love the reactions he brings out in Mike. Him as a character… I don’t know. He’s the character I hate to love. XD

-My favorite season they were in: TDAS

-My favorite ship of them: My headcanon is that Mal is asexual.

-My least favorite ship of them: MalxScott

-My favorite quote of theirs: Everything he says. ._.

“Toodles.~”

“*whistles "Hall of the Mountain King”.*“

"If I have it my way— and I WILL— everybody loses.”

“I love it when things get scary.”

“Can’t resist a little chaos.~”