Aries: Looks dehydrated a lot of the time
Taurus: Looks like a deer
Gemini: The have the "I always get dick" face (Ex. Lana Del Rey)
Cancer: Look like they are about to laugh or cry, you can never quite tell
Leo: Look like felines (cat eyes, bitchy stare, etc.)
Virgo: Looks like a model for target
Libra: The women look like hot men, the men look like sexy women
Scorpio: Looks like they could cut steel with their eyes
Sagittarius: Looks like they have a stuffy nose
Capricorn: Look like they should have been born in the 1950s
Aquarius: Idk how to even describe this one...
Pisces: Looks like a fairy princess... that resides over the pits of hell