DUDE WTF I HAVE 75 FOLLOWERS OMG I FEEL SO TUMBLR FAMOUS.

//flails//

Person: But Jack, that’s practically nothi-

SHUT UP LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT I AM THE KING AROUND HERE ALL HAIL KING CRAYOLA JACK

EVERYONE GETS NAKED MEN/WOMEN/WHATEVER GENDER THEY PREFER OR IF YOU’RE ASEXUAL I LOVE YOU AND YOU CAN HAVE SOMETHING THAT IS EQUALLY NICE TO YOU AND A NARWHAL