PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

“Couldn’t you have done this earlier?”

I appreciate that a movie is willing to point out its own plotholes.

“Do you know what a semi-conductor is?”

“A guy who works part-time on a train?”

THIS. MOVIE.

The writing in this movie is so bad it’s amazing and I adore it.

“Maybe we should call someone important like the principal or Bill Gates or something.”

This movie is a national treasure protect it at all costs.

Movie: It's been--
Me: ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME, COCKED YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SAID "I'M ANGRY"

“Did you see that?”

“No, I was sleeping.”

“But you’re driving!”

The writing in this movie is so stupid I love it I love this movie hello childhood welcome back.

RIGHT ABOUT NOW

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That unison “Uh oh…” is one of my favorite cliches in movies, ngl. Especially when the perpetrators are cute little animated babus.

All my incoherent commentary on digimon while I watch the movie and maybe watch the series again will be filed under “digijack” for your blacklisting convenience. You’re welcome, lovelies.