makoto:
hey sis you look stressed
sae: yeah lol it's the stress
sae: yeah lol it's the stress
me, doing the dishes:
A RIVER IN A DRYYY LAAAND
me, doing homework: THE LAST ACE IN A LOOOST HAAAND
me, in the shower: A HEARTBEAT FOR A TIIIN MAAAAN
me, sleeping: AN OASIS IN A SIIINGED LAAAAND
me, doing homework: THE LAST ACE IN A LOOOST HAAAND
me, in the shower: A HEARTBEAT FOR A TIIIN MAAAAN
me, sleeping: AN OASIS IN A SIIINGED LAAAAND
Akira:
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’e a 9. I’m the one you need.
Yusuke: No, I’m a 10.
Yusuke: No, I’m a 10.
*blows a kiss into the wind for Yusuke Kitagawa*
Goro:
I know you feel betrayed-
Akira: Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side-effects of betrayal.
Akira: Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side-effects of betrayal.
Ryuji:
Are we the good guys? We’re the good guys, right?
Morgana: Yeah, we’re the good guys.
Ryuji: Feels kinda weird, you know?
Morgana: Yeah, we’re the good guys.
Ryuji: Feels kinda weird, you know?
sae:
you're pretty good with a gun
sae: you must have had an excellent coach, who was it?
akira: a seventh grader.
sae: I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN JAIL ARE YOU EVEN TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY???
sae: you must have had an excellent coach, who was it?
akira: a seventh grader.
sae: I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN JAIL ARE YOU EVEN TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY???
Makoto:
Then Joker will go with Skull and Fox.
Akira: Yes! My fantasy threesome!
Makoto: ...
Ryuji: ...
Yusuke: ...
Akira: ...of friends.
Akira: Yes! My fantasy threesome!
Makoto: ...
Ryuji: ...
Yusuke: ...
Akira: ...of friends.
Sojiro:
I want you to know, that I used to think that there was no man on earth good enough for Futaba.
[Yusuke smiles]
Sojiro: And I still think that.
[Yusuke smiles]
Sojiro: And I still think that.
Haru:
Hello, father. Make anyone cry today?
Okumura: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Okumura: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Ryuji, via text:
I think my betta fish could kick your betta fishs ass. Not because your fish is a girl though, I'm not sexist, my fish is just really fucking mad all the time.
Ann, showing them to Makoto: How do I even respond to this?
Ryuji: Those were meant to be private!
Ann, showing them to Makoto: How do I even respond to this?
Ryuji: Those were meant to be private!
Akira:
Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rulebook?
Sae: I am suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook, and if you do possess one, you certainly have never opened it.
Sae: I am suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook, and if you do possess one, you certainly have never opened it.
Kamoshida:
Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly.
Ann: You’re right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.
Ann: You’re right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.