PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

Warning About Consuming Raw Salmon

Hey all, just throwing this out there bc it’s useful to know, but y'all should avoid raw salmon for a while. They’ve been finding tapeworm parasites in Alaskan salmon. Cooked salmon is 100% safe bc heat kills the parasite, but just avoid raw salmon in sushi or anything to be safe and free of worries about gross parasites.

I fact checked across many websites and it’s unclear if all salmon species can potentially carry the parasite, but Alaskan salmon are the primary concern. If you’ve consumed raw salmon recently, don’t be too freaked out because it’s very uncommon, but still better to know for safety.

Look, I’m just gonna say it: the people who price hot dogs are fucking cowards. They have NO business charging such outrageous prices for the tubular mystery meat. It’s just wrong, and I am personally offended that a single pack of weenies is like $4. I wanted to make pigs in a blanket, but it’s just not economically viable when I have to buy the cheese and crescent rolls in addition to the overly priced h dogs. I want to know who is responsible for them, and I want them to meet me in the pit for some fisticuffs.

Depression is so fucking weird because the back of my brain is always like “why am I even alive I’m not accomplishing anything everything is meaningless” but then something happens like I find meatballs in the freezer that can be cooked in the microwave and for a solid half hour my life suddenly has genuine purpose like there’s no joke here this is legit my life right now because I may be depressed but there’s a bowl of meatballs waiting for me and that’s beautiful.

ekhoecho:

lennythereviewer:

minfotibaken:

thekumazone:

is there any source of these? they’re freakin cool

This is the LAST time I invite Tim Burton over for lunch

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(Source: theinturnetexplorer)

Organic food is good for you… but at what cost?

Ranch dressing can improve any good pizza and save any mediocre pizza, but if you’ve got yourself some bad pizza, you’re shit out of luck, buddy.

Girlfriend is at a meeting for work and here I am, being an equally productive member of society.

Girlfriend is at a meeting for work and here I am, being an equally productive member of society.

nieloxychen asks:
🎀🎤🍰

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like?

I’m like a cartoon character, honestly. I wear the same damn thing every day except you do need to swap whatever logo or design is on my shirt. But here’s a rundown of 95% of what I wear: blue skinny jeans, black t-shirt with a fandom design, mismatched socks, gray hoodie, and some form of canvas shoes.

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?

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🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods?

Flan, funfetti cupcakes, chocolate mousse, key lime pie, milk chocolate with almonds…

My gf made potato soup and it’s amazing. ;;w;; She’s amazing. 

marysburgerbackpack:
“ meringuemaiden:
“ 1lb Burrito baby (w/ hundo for scale).
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this is the money burrito. reblog for money and burritos to come your way
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marysburgerbackpack:

meringuemaiden:

1lb Burrito baby (w/ hundo for scale).

this is the money burrito. reblog for money and burritos to come your way

(Source: faunafoxxx)

sstwins asks:
1, 20, 31, 40, 46, and 50!! <3

1. Selfie

This is from earlier this month because I am too lazy, sick, and shirtless to take a selfie at this very moment.

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20. What is your favorite song at the moment?

“Muie Rendera” - it’s a Brazilian Folk song that is basically about the town stud flirting with this one chick and it directly translates to “Hey, lacemaker woman! If you teach me how to weave, I’ll teach you how to court!” and that is just what I’m about right now.

31. Three random facts.

*There is a vase of dead roses on my kitchen counter that has been there since October.

*Orange juice does not prevent you from getting the cold, but it will reduce the duration and severity of a cold when you get one.

*I am currently eating Garden Salsa Sun Chips

40. Favorite memory?

Watching Peaches try to eat an entire meatball yesterday.

46. What my last text message says?

My phone is currently dead, tbh.

50. Favorite picture of your idol?

*blows a kiss at PS2* For Naoto.

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Anonymous asks:
60. Favorite thing made with bananas?

I have to be in the right mood, but sometimes banana bread really hits the spot! Also, plain bananas are great, but only if they’re green as fuck.

celticpyro:

zerotide:

bakufundoshi:

honestly this is so much nicer than red

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

Get this Team Mystic propaganda bullshit out of my face.

(Source: anoudkhaled)

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