The average person eats 1 toaster strudel per day.*

*This is actually a statistical fallacy. Jack the Starkid eats approximately 50000000 toaster strudels per day. He is an outlier and should not be counted.

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Pro-Tip: The Marie Calendar’s mini-pies are nothing short of incredible. They were on sale at the grocery store so I picked them up on a whim. Two mini pies come in a pack, and I got the “Chocolate Satin” pie. I put it in the fridge for about an hour to thaw it, then dig in. I expected it to be pretty good.

It. Was. Incredible.

I could have sworn that “A Whole New World” was playing in the background. So if you see them on sale or can afford to buy them not on sale, INDULGE IN PERFECTION. You’re welcome.

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justaprinceofthegalaxy:

Adulthood is deciding if my evening food stuffs should be my second toaster strudel of the day or cucumber and ranch or dinosaur chicken nuggets or potato chips or- too many choices. I’ve had way too much cereal today so probably something savory. I don’t really feel like using the oven…. I’ll either nom on some leftover spaghetti or cucumbers and ranch.

I almost forgot I have an Egg McMuffin in the fridge from this morning!!!

Is it bad that that’s the most excitement I’ve felt all day? …Dammit.

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I’m really hungry why did I only bring Peeps and a sugar cookie to work? Oh well- I’m off in about 10 minutes and then I can just walk home and reheat the leftover spaghetti. vuv

sweepsheep:

justaprinceofthegalaxy:

I’m having a friend over and I’m going to watch them play Undertale while I play my own file on silent- they’ve never played it and avoided spoilers. To celebrate such a festivity, I’m making spaghetti. OvO

That is the perfect meal. They will be amused once they get to that part c:

Heck yeah! I ended up looking for anything else in the house that parallels food items in the game! The spaghetti is still on the stove but I’ll be uploading a pic of the spread sans the Spaghetti and Nice Cream! X’D I do also technically have quite a bit of junk food, so that is another parallel I can serve for my own amusement.

Preparing lunch for me and my friend- she should be here soon. uvu

I’m making spaghetti and meatballs, and I bought spider cider ((okay so it’s just regular sparkling cider)) for us to eat while we play Undertale together! I don’t have any spider donuts, but I do have nice cream and monster candy. uvu I decided to be thematic today!

I’m having a friend over and I’m going to watch them play Undertale while I play my own file on silent- they’ve never played it and avoided spoilers. To celebrate such a festivity, I’m making spaghetti. OvO

felison:

i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta

(Source: olivia-abby)

athyriumotophorum:

concept: me, eating freshly baked cookies right out of the oven. a dog props his head up on my lap. the potted plants are happy. my love snuggles up with me and the dog. the air is crisp. bernie sanders is president.

Adulting 101: It’s a well known fact that dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets taste better than regular ones. It’s science. Don’t argue with science. Now excuse me while I pretend that my ketchup is the blood of the stegosaurus falling to his death at the jaws of the mighty T-rex. Rawr.

grumpysweetheart:

Apparently Danny ate all the nutella in the office

Arin says that Danny dips pretzels in nutella, it’s like his #1 snack

Barry: “He ate all the nutella and then got on a plane and left!”

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Today was actually phenomenal, it’s just… that it ended on an awful note. At least, the ‘school day’ ended on an awful note. I mean, the beginning of the day was mildly unpleasant but the rest of the day was cloud nine until the end. I got home about forty-five minutes ago, and I started laundry, did the dishes, and put on a cooking show. Moving around a bit and just letting myself cry relieved the emotion and got me back in my right mind, so once dinner is done cooking I’ll work on homework and keep on keepin’ on. I’ll probably go into more detail about each piece of the day in separate posts because they all feel like such different pieces of the today since.. well… they are, lmao.