gaelissfelin:

ghostkid:

if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day

i have some wonderful news for you

absurdcachinnation:

bisexualbucky:

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.

(Source: bisexvality)

urbancatfitters:

*toasts a bagel at 11:45 p.m.* dinner

dreamygorl:

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks
me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

liquidglue:

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

snifts

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident