PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

TW: Transphobia

Just wanted to send out a warning to all lovelies- today’s episode of Leisure Suit Larry MCL (Part 23) has a drawn out and disgusting transphobic “”joke”” that can be triggering. Arin goes out of his way to denounce it and call it out as gross and tasteless, which is reassuring, but it’s still painful to watch the scene.

Education Grumps

This is gonna be long, but I implore you to bear with me.

Today’s episode Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door was fantastic!

…except for a passive joke Arin made towards the end. You can say I’m being overly sensitive, but at least hear me out before you do so.

NOTE: I fucking love the Grumps and have been watching them for years. I’m not trying to draw hate to them or anything of the sort. I just wanted to take this scenario to raise awareness, because I believe this came from a place of ignorance and not an intent to harm.

In today’s episode (July 2nd, 2017), Admiral Bobbery joined the party for reals this time. For those who watched the episode or have played the game, you’d know that Bobbery is convinced he’s going to die, and thus closes his eyes so he drift off to the afterlife. Except… he’s not dead. He’s asleep. Take note that he closed his eyes of his own volition, purposefully laying back to “die” (fall asleep in actuality).

“Cut to the chase- what was so offensive?” said the Straw Man™ across the room.

Before I put it to words, I’ll first put the quote here as well as its context:

[A Sleepy Sheepy item was used on Mario and Bobbery, though only Mario was affected. Thus, Mario fell asleep while Bobbery remains awake.]

“Bobbery the sleeping fucking narcoleptic bomb doesn’t fall asleep?”

Okay, let me do some explaining. For starters, “narcoleptic” is not a casual adjective. It should never be used to describe someone unless you are talking about someone who does have narcolepsy. The reason is simple: narcolepsy is a serious illness. Throwing around the term as if it’s nothing trivializes a condition that will affect 1 in 3,000 people for their whole life. There is no cure.

As you may have surmised by now, I am someone who has to live with narcolepsy. It’s something that affects me every day, some days moderately and some days extremely.

Someone proposed a possible explanation to the effect of: “Well, Bobbery abruptly fell asleep earlier so maybe they actually think he has narcolepsy.”

That is a good thing to consider, but I earlier explained how he fell asleep of his own volition, not against his will. Not only that, but he was (more or less) easily roused from his sleep. Furthermore, people with narcolepsy cannot be forcefully woken up from a sleep attack; they have to just wait it out until they wake up. That aside, I do not think Arin actually thought Bobbery had narcolepsy. He has made a handful of passing jokes about someone being narcoleptic in past Game Grumps episodes.

The media either never talks about/shows narcolepsy, or when they do show it they show it as a trite stereotype. If that’s all people see, of course they won’t know that it’s not a joking matter? I won’t preach for too long, but I’d like to describe a bit of what narcolepsy is really like.

Narcolepsy manifests differently with each person, so I’m describing what is typically the most common experience. That being said, let’s talk about sleep attacks. You don’t slowly lull into a sleep attack. With absolutely no warning, at any time or place, it occurs out of nowhere. Every time, there’s the risk of being unlucky and causing trauma to the head (I am fortunate for this to not have happened). My body is consistently spotted with bruises from the falls caused by sleep attacks. When it happens in public, it’s mortifying. I become a public spectacle if someone I know isn’t with me to stop them from gawking. For me, these episodes last up to 20 minutes. Some of the worst places I’ve had sleep attacks are the middle of the mall, the grocery store, the middle of class, the hallway… you get the idea.

And that’s just a fraction of what narcolepsy really is. I figured this illustrated my point enough, and the reason that it upsets me so much when people throw around the term as if it’s a synonym for “sleepy”.

Once more: this is not meant to be vindictive or judgemental. Instead, I wanted to use this opportunity to make this post because I’m pretty certain just about everyone reading this also wasn’t aware of why it’s a big deal.

If you’re a Grumps fan and wanna pass some knowledge on, feel free to reblog. I encourage it!

The Wechtdel Test

Is Brian in a video where he does NOT mention his PhD?

If so, it passes the Wechtdel test.

Akechi: This was amazing, and I learned a lot, and I enjoyed it tremendously.
Akira: I learned a lot about you, Akechi.
Akechi: You did!
Akira: One; you're super interested in slobbing on my knob, like-
Akechi: Wow, is that what you took away from this?
Akira: Number two-
Akechi: Uh-huh?
Akira: That's going to happen tonight.
Akechi: Whoah.
Akira: You made a promise.
Akechi: I did not.
Akira: Don't break it.
Akechi: Okay?
Akira: I'm holding you to it-
Akechi: Nah.
Akira: Publicly.
Akechi: A promise I never made?
Akira: In front of all of these people.
Akechi: You're holding me to a promise that you made just now on my behalf.

The Signs As Bad Jokes Told On Game Grumps

Aries: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
Taurus: A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
Gemini: I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... he said: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Cancer: What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Leo: A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says: "A beer please, and one for the road!"
Virgo: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
Libra: De ja moo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Scorpio: A priest, a rabbi, and Muslim cleric walk into a bar. The cleric, having abstained from alcohol due to religious restrictions, does not drink, and his friends decide to do the same. They spend the night laughing and having a good time.
Sagittarius: A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they sensed the potential danger of the situation.
Capricorn: What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.
Aquarius: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Pisces: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

During my 19 years on Earth, no piece have knowledge has ever been more influential than when Dan explained the “fuck-it adjustment”.

Game Grumps Ask Meme

Put that in, Barry!: What's your strangest habit?
Mycaruba: What's a word you always tend to misspell?
Mike Aruba: What are your favorite names?
My Car, Roomba: What kind of car do you drive? ((If you don't drive, what kind of car do you want to drive?))
Yes, Mr. President: What political party do you tend to lean towards?
Wolfjob: Do you laugh at immature jokes?
MARK ZUCKERBERG: What's your favorite social media site?
MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG: What's the most trivial thing you've ever gotten angry about?
Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped: Which of the grumps would you fight? ((Arin, Danny, Ross, Suzy, Brian, Barry, Kevin))
The D Club: Have you ever been in any clubs/extracurricular groups?
Sexy Widdle Baby: What's the most interesting/weirdest nickname you've ever been given?
Knurttt: Do you play the Pokemon games? ((If yes, what's your favorite and least favorite game in the main series?))
Get the gems, Bentley Bear!: Do you collect anything?
We're playing the Feud!: What's your favorite game show?
Lose a Turn: How do you react to losing?
Batanrangs: What would be your weapon of choice if you had to fight someone?
A gentle handy: What's your weirdest talent?
NYEH HEH HEH: Can you do any interesting voices/impressions?
Hayley Westenra: What music do you listen to when you're trying to relax and unwind?
ARIN WINS: Are you competitive?
DANNY WINS: What game are you best at?
SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN: What is a language you don't currently know that you'd like to learn?
Just use Knuckles: Do you like to exploit game glitches?
Can't stop, won't stop: What food could you never give up?
You say tomato, I say "What are you doing in my house?": Do you have company over often?
Actually, it's pronounced _____: Do you intentionally pronounce things wrong?
HELENA!!!: Has anyone ever tried to befriend you, but you really don't like them?
Hard, Man: What was/is your most challenging subject in school?
Ash Man: Are you good at remembering peoples' names?
A fine day for mayoring: Do you like being in positions of leadership?
The fuck-it adjustment: Do you tend to give up or leave projects unfinished?
Come, come my lady: What's the cheesiest pick-up line you know?
Pokey Little Flab Biscuit: What are some silly insults you tend to use?
Ringo Starr Art: What's your favorite art style? ((It doesn't have to be something you can draw.))
WHAT HAPPENED: What confuses you?
WHAT IS THIS?: What riles you up?
That's some Snow White shit right there: What's something you believed as a kid that you later found out was untrue?
IT'S A PUMBLOOM: If you could have any wild animal as a pet, what would you choose?
SANIC DA HORDGEHEG: Do you like any games that others usually think are bad?
Rigged as shit: Have you ever been treated unfairly for something completely arbitrary?
PACKED with peanuts: Do you have any allergies?
Dinkles: What sort of clique or stereotype did you fit in middle school/high school?

Should you fight the Grumps?

Arin: Yes and no. He's hella buff, and he'll beat your ass, but somehow, it'll be pleasant. He'll give you a pounding, but a pounding you deserve.
Dan: Sure, why not? The man lives off skittles, and he's top heavy. Push him over, he's a nerd. Fight Dan.
Ross: Yes. He's full of rage, it'll be a challenge, but absolutely fight him. Just fucking do it. You'll most certainly regret it, but Dan will buy you a cookie.
Barry: No. He's fluff. But somewhere within him is very condensed fluff. And he's so good at video games like... you're a goner
Suzy: N o. Just, she does goddamn taxidermy, this woman will take you the fuck down. And for what reason? She doesn't deserve this. You don't deserve this. Don't.
Holly: She is the reason why you will regret beating up Ross. You will leave with a black eye and a newfound appreciation of most things you'd've previously overlooked. You will lose, but in the end, aren't we all winners?
Kevin: Ok, but why? This boy, he has a future. He's also very cool so like, who do you think you are?
Brian: Do it, he's a fucking nerd. A PHD in being a loser. He's all bark no bite, Take off his head and bask in the glory. You have slain a mildly annoying beast. Don't actually kill him tho, just rough him up, because he's got a ninja daughter, and she will seek revenge.
track name: Arin & Dan Imitate Ross' Cackle
artist: Game Grumps
album: Super Mario Maker
play count: 21898

astrofyre:

grumpyroostermonki:

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I was like stunned for a second at how accurately Dan did it

All hail Burgie. They//He

Sleepy selfie time. Got my amazing Game Grumps shirt yesterday- tis the season to hail Burgie! He//They

Sleepy selfie time. Got my amazing Game Grumps shirt yesterday- tis the season to hail Burgie! He//They

TW for Game Grumps: Super Mario Maker Episode 6

I just watched the episode from a day or two ago and immediately was made uncomfortable when Danny made a joke about suicide. Anyone who is triggered by suicidal mention, especially with the recent tragedy involving Daniel from Cyndago, please be careful.

I’ll quote the exact line below a cut. TW Suicide


“Here’s a tip- kill yourself!” -Dan

please do not go on /r/polygrumps

onlythesassiest:

thewritegrump:

PLEASE do not go on the polygrumps subreddit right now. Some sick asshole posted explicit pictures of one of the Grumps that are potentially real; whether they’re real or not, they are absolutely disgusting to post something like that. I know that this probably makes you curious, but I implore you- please respect the Grumps’ privacy. PLEASE just don’t give it the attention. I know you’re curious, I can’t stop you from look, but I beg of you, I really think we should do the right thing and not give it any more attention besides warning people against going on the subreddit.

I am reblogging this again because there are two posts and they look real and despite them being reported they are still up.

They HAVE been confirmed as fake- regardless, I would still avoid the subreddit while they’re still up- don’t give it the views and attention. Someone disgusting has tried to cause trouble for Suzy, and many people still don’t know they’re fake. Apparently right now, this is happening to a lot of popular internet personalities? It’s absolutely fucked up.

(Source: justaprinceofthegalaxy)

please do not go on /r/polygrumps

PLEASE do not go on the polygrumps subreddit right now. Some sick asshole posted explicit pictures of one of the Grumps that are potentially real; whether they’re real or not, they are absolutely disgusting to post something like that. I know that this probably makes you curious, but I implore you- please respect the Grumps’ privacy. PLEASE just don’t give it the attention. I know you’re curious, I can’t stop you from look, but I beg of you, I really think we should do the right thing and not give it any more attention besides warning people against going on the subreddit.

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