so not only does Undertale avert the Tragic Lesbians trope but the game is constructed so that it’s ONLY possible to get the best ending by helping Alphys and Undyne get together
Undertale is a game where femslash literally saves the world
don’t risk it
if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist
joke’s on you I saw the wiggles when I was 5
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Today on Game Theory we’re going to tell you all about how the creator of a game got his own story wrong and I know how it really happened
Anonymous asks:
I find that example of a banana flock quite apeeling~
Is this my pun-ishment for not liking bananas that much?
- justamemelovingfuck said: But orange you glad I stopped with the banana puns?
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Yesterday I gave up on extroverting so I took off all of my makeup and changed out of my worker shirt and then decided to take a mirror selfie because I love the camera on my phone. Afterwards I stayed in my room and only came out for food. Accumulative of 5 introvert hours were mine for the taking. Still I’m literal trash.
I’M DYING THIS IS HILARIOUS
I JUST GIGGLESNORTED OOPS
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Anonymous asks:
Banjo mom accidentally leaving Jasten in a herd of cows
Anonymous asks:
Top 5 TDHS Characters (Not including Khadija b/c she da bes.))
if u honestly think khadija would be in my top five… pls reconsider ur life choices
OKAY IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER AND ALSO I HAVE LIKE 37846 FAVES THIS IS JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD
- Phoenix (<— my child who i am actually adopting)
- Jasten (imma probably adopt this nerd too just u try and stop me)
- Starr (my qUEEN)
- Angelo (side note: what an awesome name. like when u say it ur saying both ‘angel’ and ‘jello’ how dope is that)
- Chloe (what a cutie. holy fuuu—. also another gr9 name honestly)
oleeeee ole ole ole oH FUCK
(“YE CALL ‘AT DANCIN???? NAH YE PRICK CMERE LEMME SHOW YE HOW HUMAN BEINGS DANCE YE HORSE IN SHORTS”)
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The Signs as rejected Ninja Sex Party Songs
Aries: You say Tomato,I say what are you doing in my house?Taurus: Rock the Night (Or Day depending on your availability).
Gemini: Public Masturbation is so fun it should be illegal.
Cancer: Things will never be the same (I've applied to much ketchup to this hamburger).
Leo: Hugs, one man Biker Gang.
Virgo: Climbing the Ladder of success, up to the roof of Buttsex.
Libra: I bet I can eat more Pancakes than you.
Scorpio: Did I fucking say you could stop partying?
Sagittarius: There's nothing wrong with making an honest living by selling illegal drugs.
Capricorn: Every time you masturbate an angel gets it's thing.
Aquarius: Surfing for Puss and the Tide is high.
Pisces: Rock all Night, Fish all Day.
How many people does it take to change a light bulb if one of them has a disability?
Ten
One to tell the disabled person how brave and inspirational they are for trying to change a light bulb
One to ask the disabled person why they can’t work 8 hours a day 5 days a week if they can change a light bulb every few weeks
One to tell the disabled person that they really shouldn’t be trying to change a light bulb… you know… with their condition and all
One to send the disabled person an article about how someone with a completely different disability managed to change a light bulb
One to insist on helping the disabled person change the light bulb and get offended and assume it’s personal when they don’t accept the help
One to tell the disabled person that changing a light bulb really isn’t that hard and if they just thought positively and stopped being lazy, they could do it without help
One to ask the disabled person if they’re really disabled if they can manage to change a light bulb
One to send the disabled person a life hack on how to change light bulbs more easily that doesn’t really help disabled people
One to tell a story about how their aunt’s boyfriend’s sister with the same disability changed a light bulb once
And the disabled person to change the fucking light bulb
(Source: illness-adnauseum)
