Sojiro: You didn’t tell your friends about my Instagram, did you?
Futaba: Your extremely dorky coffee reviews? No, why?
Sojiro: I’ve been getting a lot of new followers. Like, twenty in one day. I guess it’s good, but why right now?
Futaba: Maybe someone popular linked you?
Sojiro: Yeah, maybe.
//meanwhile//
Mishima, on the Phansite: This guy is great! I’m gonna ask him to review instant coffee mix!