So I asked Bill Wurtz a question and he actually answered me. Honestly, his answer made me feel a bit better about the problem at hand and was something I didn’t know I needed to hear.
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Question:
How do you motivate yourself to do stuff? I am a depressed egg (literally depressed, figuratively and egg) and I have all these things I want to do and make but cannot motivate myself and it’s sad.
Answer:
wanting to do the things IS motivation. you are motivated to do them, at least i think that’s what motivation means. it sounds like maybe you are having a different problem, of not knowing exactly How to do the things, or which ones to do, in which way, or in which order. which is a common and reasonable problem, especially if you want to do a lot of things. i have been dealing with this my entire life
Aries:
Nope, can't walk yet. And there's no food so I don't care. Taurus:
Fuck it, time to plant some grass. Look at this, I control the food now. Now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me. Gemini:
Hey Christians, do you sin? Now you can buy your way out of hell! Cancer:
It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you. How did this happen? Leo:
Forget this. I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something. I want things to change. I want to invent time and space. Virgo:
Is loving Jesus legal yet? Libra:
Let's overthrow the palace and start cutting all their heads off! Scorpio:
Get the hell out of here. Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Ok thanks bye. Sagittarius:
Time to conquer all of Europe. Capricorn:
Damn, we gotta start pillaging some stuff. Aquarius:
That's bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that's a scam, fuck the church, here's 95 reasons why. Pisces:
You could make a religion out of this.