PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

chikxulub:

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

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So I asked Bill Wurtz a question and he actually answered me. Honestly, his answer made me feel a bit better about the problem at hand and was something I didn’t know I needed to hear.
Transcript//Question: How do you motivate yourself to do stuff? I...

So I asked Bill Wurtz a question and he actually answered me. Honestly, his answer made me feel a bit better about the problem at hand and was something I didn’t know I needed to hear.

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Question:  How do you motivate yourself to do stuff? I am a depressed egg (literally depressed, figuratively and egg) and I have all these things I want to do and make but cannot motivate myself and it’s sad.

Answer:  wanting to do the things IS motivation. you are motivated to do them, at least i think that’s what motivation means. it sounds like maybe you are having a different problem, of not knowing exactly How to do the things, or which ones to do, in which way, or in which order. which is a common and reasonable problem, especially if you want to do a lot of things. i have been dealing with this my entire life

The signs as quotes from "history of the entire world, i guess"

Aries: Nope, can't walk yet. And there's no food so I don't care.
Taurus: Fuck it, time to plant some grass. Look at this, I control the food now. Now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me.
Gemini: Hey Christians, do you sin? Now you can buy your way out of hell!
Cancer: It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you. How did this happen?
Leo: Forget this. I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something. I want things to change. I want to invent time and space.
Virgo: Is loving Jesus legal yet?
Libra: Let's overthrow the palace and start cutting all their heads off!
Scorpio: Get the hell out of here. Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Ok thanks bye.
Sagittarius: Time to conquer all of Europe.
Capricorn: Damn, we gotta start pillaging some stuff.
Aquarius: That's bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that's a scam, fuck the church, here's 95 reasons why.
Pisces: You could make a religion out of this.