USUM Pokedex "Highlights": Johto/Hoenn Edition

Misdreavus: What gives meaning to its life is surprising others. If you set your ear against the red orbs around its neck, you can hear shrieking.
Scizor: Once it has identified something as an enemy, it will continue beating them with its steel-hard pincers until there's nothing left but scraps.
Tyranitar Mega: Due to the colossal power poured into it, this Pokémon’s back split right open. Its destructive instincts are the only thing keeping it moving.
Sableye Mega: Bathed in the energy of Mega Evolution, the gemstone on its chest expands, rips through its skin, and falls out.
Mawile Mega: It has an extremely vicious disposition. It grips prey in its two sets of jaws and tears them apart with raw power.
Vibrava: It vibrates its wings to generate ultrasonic waves, causing its prey to faint. Then it buries the prey alive in the sand to preserve it.
Cradily: This carnivorous Pokémon lived in primordial seas. It catches prey in its eight tentacles and dissolves them with digestive fluid as it eats.
Glalie: It freezes its prey and chews them whole. However, it prefers to eat Pokémon like Vanillite that are already frozen.
Gorebyss: It sucks bodily fluids out of its prey. The leftover meat sinks to the seafloor, where it becomes food for other Pokémon.
Metagross Mega Ultra Sun: Its intellect surpasses its previous level, resulting in battles so cruel, they’ll make you want to cover your eyes.
Metagross Mega Ultra Moon: When it knows it can't win, it digs the claws on its legs into its opponent and starts the countdown to a big explosion.

Pokemon Ask Meme

Ariados: How do you deal with spiders?
Butterfree: How have you changed in the past 5 years?
Clefable: Do you like stargazing?
Vileplume: What's the worst thing you've ever smelled?
Cloyster: Do you try to keep people from getting close to you?
Drowzee: Do you have a hard time sleeping at night?
Cubone: Who is someone you miss the most?
Tangela: Is your hair hard to manage?
Ditto: Do you tend to start saying things your friends say?
Eevee: What type of Pokemon would you be?
Wobbuffet: Are you a pushover?
Houndoom: Do you believe in heaven and hell?
Miltank: Would you ever want to live on a farm?
Ludicolo: What's your best dance move?
Slaking: How late do you like to sleep in?
Mawile: Are you a lot more aggressive than you let on?
Medicham: Brains or brawn?
Zangoose: Do you have any enemies?
Seviper: How do you deal with hateful people?
Milotic: What is the most beautiful thing about yourself?
Banette: When was a time that you were left behind or betrayed by someone you trusted?
Vespiquen: Are you a natural leader?
Cherrim: What's your favorite kind of weather?
Lucario: Are you good at sensing others' emotions?
Gallade: Do you stick to your beliefs?
Musharna: Do you remember your dreams?
Leavanny: Are you a materialistic type of person?
Scrafty: What's the sketchiest thing you've been involved in?
Reuniclus: If you could clone yourself, would you?
Chandelure: What's your dream house?
Mienshao: Would you describe yourself as graceful?
Aegislash: What is your weapon of choice?
Pumpkaboo: What's your favorite part of Halloween?