Things people say when they find out I have a chronic illness

Person A: You need to get out more.
Person B: Are you getting enough sleep?
Person C: You sleep too much.
Person D: You don't look sick.
Person E: Oh, I get that too.
Person F: Have you tried *blank*?
Person G: You take too many medications.
Person H: You're just stressed.
Person I: I wish I didn't have to work.
Person J: It could be worse.
Person K: Just push through it.
Person L: You should try the *blank* diet.
Person M: You should be better by now.
Person N: Yesterday you were able to do *blank*, why can't you today?
Person O: I wish I had time to nap.
Person P: You need to exercise.
Person Q: You should stop *blank*.
Person R: Positive thinking!
Person S: Pray. If that doesn't work, you're clearly not right with God.
Person T: You have this because *blank*.
Person U: Doctor Oz says...
Person V: I've never heard of that. Are you sure that's real?
Person W: You just want attention.
Person X: My friend was cured by *blank*.
Person Y: You're too young/old to have this.
Person Z: YOGA CURES EVERYTHING! DO YOGA! OMG YOGA!