Alternative Fact of the Day

alternativefactoftheday:

Watching Food Network makes you hungry because seeing the hosts reminds you of your unquenchable thirst for human flesh.

Liking Mike as a character and making fanart and fanfics and being hella rad but also realizing he’s a terribly offensive character that basically made a mockery/joke of mental illness: A+ You go you come hither and join me and we’ll discuss all that could have been

Liking Mike as a character and making art and fanfics and being rad but then denying he’s offensive and telling people to stop talking about how grossly offensive he is: No not rad please stop no just no this is not okay.