Me: Why do I feel so exhausted and apathetic and numb all the time? Why am I doing nothing that I am supposed to be doing? Why do I feel like I'm in some bottomless pit? Why am I isolating myself from my friends and family? Why am I failing to meet my basic hygienic and bodily needs?
Me @ Me: Hey there friendo nintendo, lemme tell you about a nifty little thing called Depression™!!!