Should you fight the Grumps?

Arin: Yes and no. He's hella buff, and he'll beat your ass, but somehow, it'll be pleasant. He'll give you a pounding, but a pounding you deserve.
Dan: Sure, why not? The man lives off skittles, and he's top heavy. Push him over, he's a nerd. Fight Dan.
Ross: Yes. He's full of rage, it'll be a challenge, but absolutely fight him. Just fucking do it. You'll most certainly regret it, but Dan will buy you a cookie.
Barry: No. He's fluff. But somewhere within him is very condensed fluff. And he's so good at video games like... you're a goner
Suzy: N o. Just, she does goddamn taxidermy, this woman will take you the fuck down. And for what reason? She doesn't deserve this. You don't deserve this. Don't.
Holly: She is the reason why you will regret beating up Ross. You will leave with a black eye and a newfound appreciation of most things you'd've previously overlooked. You will lose, but in the end, aren't we all winners?
Kevin: Ok, but why? This boy, he has a future. He's also very cool so like, who do you think you are?
Brian: Do it, he's a fucking nerd. A PHD in being a loser. He's all bark no bite, Take off his head and bask in the glory. You have slain a mildly annoying beast. Don't actually kill him tho, just rough him up, because he's got a ninja daughter, and she will seek revenge.