PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

The reality of trying to take cute pictures with your doggo.

carrotchipper:
“There was an alien festival this weekend.
”

carrotchipper:

There was an alien festival this weekend.

My dog is an asshole who climbs atop my pillows and nests between them so it is both awkward and uncomfortable to rest my head. If I move her just comes back even stronger for goodness sake.

My dog is an asshole who climbs atop my pillows and nests between them so it is both awkward and uncomfortable to rest my head. If I move her just comes back even stronger for goodness sake.

32teeth:

why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

(Source: misgendering)

This weekend is LARP weekend! I’m bringing in an alicorn character and he is one majestically pompous motherfucker I tell ya. Welcome to Pastel Hell ©.

Girlfriend is at a meeting for work and here I am, being an equally productive member of society.

Girlfriend is at a meeting for work and here I am, being an equally productive member of society.

Me analyzing Pokemon as a hobby: Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire canonically validate the many worlds theory, opening up an entirely new discourse in regards to the timeline of the franchise. We now are examining not only when each game takes place, but in which timeline or universe the game takes place. This was a rather brilliant method to retcon newer functions such as Mega Evolution while also evading the need to make every game fit into a single, consistent timeline.
Me analyzing Frankenstein so I can pass my class: He was really ugly so nobody liked him.
My face is still heckin’ swollen… they had to remove a bit of bone with the two teeth so if anything it’ll swell even more and THEN start to chill. Until then, half of my face looks like the dude from Up.
He/They Pronouns

My face is still heckin’ swollen… they had to remove a bit of bone with the two teeth so if anything it’ll swell even more and THEN start to chill. Until then, half of my face looks like the dude from Up.

He/They Pronouns

Worry not, lovelies. I am officially on the Cool Patrol. B)

Worry not, lovelies. I am officially on the Cool Patrol. B)

ryan-sprite:
“Mega-Naked
”

ryan-sprite:

Mega-Naked

(Source: fauxpapillons)

Apparently I’m a cute mess.

Apparently I’m a cute mess.

hitouka:
“please let him rest
”

hitouka:

please let him rest

Caution: Cute Boy @ Work

Caution: Cute Boy @ Work

Me: //eats a single grape// Boy howdy look at me I am such a healthy individual I am so healthy™.
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