I often catch myself daydreaming every second I’m not focused on a task. Most of my friends say that I’m cold until you meet me then I’m a ball of creativity and energy with a good hint of goofy. But under all that I’m constantly thinking and secretive about a lot that goes on In my mind.
Coming to you live with PWP and the Unreasonably Pretentious Metaphors!
Wandering Between Tenses is so honored to be on the stage tonight
Say, have you heard the new album by Cook Eat Talk Fuck?
anyway here’s Overly Long Complicated Sentences
Excessive Though Technically Correct Semicolons
What’s up San Francisco! I’m A Never Finished Project!!!
I Only Write One Type of Story, hurray!
And now, the opening act! Excessively Long Sentences Comprised Of Multiple Clauses Connected By Commas, When They Really Could Be Separate Sentences, And There Is Literally No Reason To Drag On In Such A Verbose Manner. They’ll be playing their hit new single, “Sometimes I Spice It Up With Semicolons Instead Of Commas; Even When They Really Could Be Multiple Sentences, I Insist On Only Ever Writing Obnoxiously Long Sentences, Using Semicolons To Fool Myself Into Thinking I’m Doing Something Different”.
