Dear Jen, this is a Slim Jim. It was in my pants. It is a monster-size stick of meat.
Awesome, thanks so much Jack.
Give me some of the monster-size stick of meat, Jack!
The ladies love my monster-sized meat stick.~
JACK
Just give me the stick, Jack.
COME AND GET IT
Jack enough with the drugs plz.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO UR NOT MY PARENTAL UNIT
There’s drugs, too?! ROAD TRIP!
ROAD TRIP?!
ALRIGHT LET’S GO I’LL DRIVE
*strikes anime pose* You sure you’re ready to drive??
Oh my a glasses singa has appeared. This will be a fun road trip.
BUCKLE UP, NUGGETS. WE’RE ROAD-TRIPPING.
(Source: justaprinceofthegalaxy)