PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

Some "Highlights" From the USUM Pokedex [Kanto Edition]

Caterpie: Its body is soft and weak. In nature, its perpetual fate is to be seen by others as food.
Metapod: Its hard shell doesn't crack a bit even if Pikipek pecks at it, but it will tip over, spilling out its insides.
Rattata: Its incisors grow continuously throughout its life. If its incisors get too long, this Pokémon becomes unable to eat, and it starves to death.
Ekans: The eggs of bird Pokémon are its favorite food. It swallows eggs whole, so sometimes an egg gets stuck, and Ekans faints.
Paras: The mushrooms, known as tochukaso, are controlling the bug. Even if the bug bugs the mushrooms, they tell it to bug off.
Parasect: The bug is mostly dead, with the mushroom on its back having become the main body. If the mushroom comes off, the bug stops moving.
Graveler: It travels by rolling down cliffs. If it falls into a river, it will explode with its last gasp.
Gastly: Poisonous gas comprises 95% of its body. It's said that the remaining 5% is made up of the souls of those who died from the gas.
Haunter: It's dangerous to go outside alone on nights when you're feeling sad. Haunter will catch you, and you won't be able to go back home.
Gengar: Even your home isn't safe. Gengar will lurk in whatever dark corner of a room it can find and wait for its chance to catch its prey.
Gengar Mega: It tries to take the lives of anyone and everyone. It will even try to curse the Trainer who is its master!
Lickitung: It licks filth clean with its tongue. Whatever it licks always stinks afterward, so whether it's really clean is...questionable.
Kangaskhan Mega: When the mother sees the back of her Mega- Evolved child, it makes her think of the day when her child will inevitably leave her.

Pokemon Ask Meme

Ariados: How do you deal with spiders?
Butterfree: How have you changed in the past 5 years?
Clefable: Do you like stargazing?
Vileplume: What's the worst thing you've ever smelled?
Cloyster: Do you try to keep people from getting close to you?
Drowzee: Do you have a hard time sleeping at night?
Cubone: Who is someone you miss the most?
Tangela: Is your hair hard to manage?
Ditto: Do you tend to start saying things your friends say?
Eevee: What type of Pokemon would you be?
Wobbuffet: Are you a pushover?
Houndoom: Do you believe in heaven and hell?
Miltank: Would you ever want to live on a farm?
Ludicolo: What's your best dance move?
Slaking: How late do you like to sleep in?
Mawile: Are you a lot more aggressive than you let on?
Medicham: Brains or brawn?
Zangoose: Do you have any enemies?
Seviper: How do you deal with hateful people?
Milotic: What is the most beautiful thing about yourself?
Banette: When was a time that you were left behind or betrayed by someone you trusted?
Vespiquen: Are you a natural leader?
Cherrim: What's your favorite kind of weather?
Lucario: Are you good at sensing others' emotions?
Gallade: Do you stick to your beliefs?
Musharna: Do you remember your dreams?
Leavanny: Are you a materialistic type of person?
Scrafty: What's the sketchiest thing you've been involved in?
Reuniclus: If you could clone yourself, would you?
Chandelure: What's your dream house?
Mienshao: Would you describe yourself as graceful?
Aegislash: What is your weapon of choice?
Pumpkaboo: What's your favorite part of Halloween?