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I’m looking through some of the first videos I favorited on Youtube, circa age…. 11 or 12? I’M CHOKING THIS IS TOO MUCH.

Let’s play the “is this walking pneumonia or just a really bad flu?” game.

Can’t go to the singing competition.

Can’t go to the dance tonight.

I woke up with an itchy face rash, and when added to my cough that I’ve had the past four or five days, my mom is convinced I have the measles.

Hello I’m the artist formerly known as how-fortuitous.

Who was the artist formerly known as mike-dat-hawtie.

Who was the artist formerly known as fish-and-chips-yum.

I’ve gone through a lot of phases, okay?

I’m going to start pulling away from the Total Drama fandom.

I’ll still be happily participating in the Total Drama Tumblr Series, as I still love TD, but the fandom is just…. not for me.

I still follow some people who reblog TD stuff so I’ll probably still reblog stuff here and there, but I’m going to start branching out to different fandoms on my blog.

Stay tuned for the usual SJ shenanigans as well as some new fandom stuff.

other people be all like “hey you wanna frick frack?”

but I’m just over here like "I just wanna snick snack.“

Today I was trying to explain to my friend that I got marinara sauce on my shirt but somehow I ended up saying “I have tomato blood on me”.

It’s been a long week.

My class is committing mutiny. Wish us luck.

I don’t know how I feel anymore.

I always had this idea when I was little about how people should make chocolate chip cookies that are two thin layers of cookie and one thick layer of melted chocolate chip in the center so it’s easily spread and there’s a consistent chocolate to cookie ratio because I hate it when I eat half of a chocolate chip cookie and the rest is like all cookie with one chip and that’s depressing.

I’m the jester and she’s the queen.

If I can make her smile and laugh,

Then I’m happy.

That rad moment when you’re texting the cutest person ever.