M4L: I’m not pretentious.
It’s just so difficult to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.
im so sorry i needed to bring this back because this was like my favorite thing ever
Oh my God I’d almost forgotten this.
Almost.
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M4l needs his own ask blog
I have honestly considered this I shit you not. xD
M4l is so much fun I can’t even.
M4L is the best TD character obviously.
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M4L: I’m not pretentious.
It’s just so difficult to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.
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M4L: EXCUSE YOU.
Did you just
fucking
call me
an idiot?
You little shit.
My IQ is 187.
I am a genius. I exercise more brain cells than you even have to do the most trivial of tasks.
And you?
You. Are. Nothing.
NOTHING.
YOU ARE A PARTICLE OF DOG SHIT UPON MY SNEAKER.
When I finish this silly competition and take over the world, you will die as slowly and painfully as possibly. I will end your life, one atom at a time.
YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY, SIMPLETON.
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M4L: Suit yourself, dimwit. *eats that*
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OH ALSO MALEVOLENTESPURR YOU MISSED THE BIRTH OF M4L LAST NIGHT IT WAS GLORIOUS AND MILDLY TERRIFYING.
WAIT WHAT ENLIGHTEN ME
http://how-fortuitous.tumblr.com/page/4
It begins at the bottom of page four. XD
(Source: justaprinceofthegalaxy)
M4L: You bet your below-average ass it was.
It was almost as hilarious as that one time I fed your dog to my tarantula.
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OH ALSO MALEVOLENTESPURR YOU MISSED THE BIRTH OF M4L LAST NIGHT IT WAS GLORIOUS AND MILDLY TERRIFYING.
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M4L: When I win a challenge, I don’t FEEL anything!
When Zoey looks at me with those stupid fucking eyes I don’t FEEL anything!
When Scourtney broke up I didn’t FEEL anything!
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But when there’s a bloody carcass writhing at my feet….
I feel something.
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—M4L
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M4L: I s2g for every ounce of laughter and joy I find in my seasoning, I will kill you and your family and their distant relatives twelve times over and then I will cry and shit gets real when I cry.
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M4L: Oh really now? Guess how many fucks I give?
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Go on, guess.
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I’ll wait.
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Still guessing?
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JFC you take forever just guess already!!!!
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M4L: STOP LAUGHING IT RUINS THE PRECIOUS FLAVOR OF SORROW AND SHAME YOU IMBECILE.
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