Kaneshiro: Oh... my... money...
Makoto: Don't you mean God?
Kaneshiro: Hey, you worship your thing and I'll worship mine.

The Signs as Persona 5 Characters

Aries: Morgana
Taurus: Makoto Nijima
Gemini: Goro Akechi
Cancer: Ryuji Sakamoto
Leo: Protagonist/Joker
Virgo: Yuuki Mishima
Libra: Sadayo Kawakami
Scorpio: Ann Takamaki
Sagittarius: Haru Okumura
Capricorn: Sae Nijima
Aquarius: Yusuke Kitagawa
Pisces: Futaba Sakura
[NOTE: A majority of these are the canon star signs of the Persona 5 cast. The ones that are not canon and were picked by me to suit characters who lack a canon birthday are: Morgana, Protagonist/Joker, Yuuki Mishima, and Sadayo Kawakami.]

Akira: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ryuji: That was deep.
Yusuke: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is technically a fruit smoothie.
Ryuji: That was deeper.
Makoto: Common sense is knowing a ketchup isn't a damn smoothie you nasty.

Akechi: Hey guys! Hey guyyyys!
Ryuji: What the-- who the frigg is that?!
Makoto: Just ignore him.
Akechi: Hey guyyys can I be in the Phantom Thieves too?
Makoto: Oh piss off.
Akechi: Aw, come on guys... I just want to be in the Phantom Thieves.
Ryuji: What the-- is that a homeless guy?
Makoto: No, Ryuji.
Ryuji: Hey, get a friggin' job!
Makoto: Let's just move on to the next palace, shall we?
Ryuji: Okay.

<p> <b>Makoto:</b> Uhm, Akira, before you go there's something a need to tell you.<p/><b>Akira:</b> Don't worry Makoto, I know all about it.<p/><b>Makoto:</b> Really?<p/><b>Akira:</b> Yeah, you're in love with me, right?<p/><b>Makoto:</b> Actually, I'm in love with your sexy alter ego.<p/><b>Akira:</b> Oh... well this is kind of awkward.<p/></p>