i headcanon in his own body mal would look like robbie from gravity falls
OH MY GOD YES I 100% SUPPORT THIS HEADCANON
i headcanon in his own body mal would look like robbie from gravity falls
OH MY GOD YES I 100% SUPPORT THIS HEADCANON
OH MY GOD NO WAY
HOW DID I MISS THIS
SO CLEVER
Mal, you sly devil…
| Nov 16, 2013 — 5 notes — Tags |
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So I’m reading TV tropes and
Did I miss something? When was Mal canonically revealed as the oldest personality? Also that completely ruins my headcanons about his childhood! >:(
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Mal is easily my favorite villain on the TD series to date, not to mention the best villain.
Others only were villainous in the context of trying to get ahead in the game. They were circumstantially villainous. Though here comes Mal with his bad self. Winning? He doesn’t particularly care. He’s in it to wreak havoc and hurt everyone. He’s attempted murder several times so far, broke a hell of a lot of things (including Al’s wrist), and it nothing like the villainy we’ve seen ever before.
And it’s INTENSE.
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I feel like tonight’s episode was designed to spoil me.
Sure, Alejandro got eliminated, but all of the Malejandro hatefire PLUS Svetlana appearing this episode made it so grand.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. <3 <<1 week early? IDC.>>
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M4L: I’m not pretentious.
It’s just so difficult to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.

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M4L: EXCUSE YOU.
Did you just
fucking
call me
an idiot?
You little shit.
My IQ is 187.
I am a genius. I exercise more brain cells than you even have to do the most trivial of tasks.
And you?
You. Are. Nothing.
NOTHING.
YOU ARE A PARTICLE OF DOG SHIT UPON MY SNEAKER.
When I finish this silly competition and take over the world, you will die as slowly and painfully as possibly. I will end your life, one atom at a time.
YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY, SIMPLETON.

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M4L: Suit yourself, dimwit. *eats that*

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M4L: You bet your below-average ass it was.
It was almost as hilarious as that one time I fed your dog to my tarantula.

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M4L: When I win a challenge, I don’t FEEL anything!
When Zoey looks at me with those stupid fucking eyes I don’t FEEL anything!
When Scourtney broke up I didn’t FEEL anything!
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But when there’s a bloody carcass writhing at my feet….
I feel something.

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—M4L
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