PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

the-malevolent-one:

i headcanon in his own body mal would look like robbie from gravity falls

OH MY GOD YES I 100% SUPPORT THIS HEADCANON

OH MY GOD NO WAY

HOW DID I MISS THIS

SO CLEVER

Mal, you sly devil…

So I’m reading TV tropes and

  • Token Evil Teammate: Mal; since he’s the oldest, as the other personalities all know about, and fear him.

Did I miss something? When was Mal canonically revealed as the oldest personality? Also that completely ruins my headcanons about his childhood! >:(

Anonymous asks:
What kind of animal would you be?

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It’s difficult to choose just one, to be honest. Given the Western stereotypes of animals, I would pin myself as either a wolf, a falcon, or a bat.

—Mal

malevolentespurr:
“ for forty
”
I LOVE IT

malevolentespurr:

for forty

I LOVE IT <333

So perfect. XD

Hi welcome to my blog.

Hi welcome to my blog.

Mal is easily my favorite villain on the TD series to date, not to mention the best villain.

Others only were villainous in the context of trying to get ahead in the game. They were circumstantially villainous. Though here comes Mal with his bad self. Winning? He doesn’t particularly care. He’s in it to wreak havoc and hurt everyone. He’s attempted murder several times so far, broke a hell of a lot of things (including Al’s wrist), and it nothing like the villainy we’ve seen ever before.

And it’s INTENSE.

I feel like tonight’s episode was designed to spoil me.

Sure, Alejandro got eliminated, but all of the Malejandro hatefire PLUS Svetlana appearing this episode made it so grand.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. <3 <<1 week early? IDC.>>

nuetralinthiswar asks:
M4L, you're really pretentous, you know

M4L: I’m not pretentious. 

It’s just so difficult to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.

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nuetralinthiswar asks:
M4L, I've never met a bigger idiot in my life. When I met you, I wept for humanity. And laughed from the hilarity.

M4L: EXCUSE YOU.

Did you just

fucking

call me

an idiot?

You little shit.

My IQ is 187.

I am a genius. I exercise more brain cells than you even have to do the most trivial of tasks. 

And you?

You. Are. Nothing.

NOTHING.

YOU ARE A PARTICLE OF DOG SHIT UPON MY SNEAKER. 

When I finish this silly competition and take over the world, you will die as slowly and painfully as possibly. I will end your life, one atom at a time. 

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY, SIMPLETON.

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nuetralinthiswar asks:
I've never had a dog, eat that, you bitch

M4L: Suit yourself, dimwit. *eats that*

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nuetralinthiswar asks:
that M4L shit was hilarious

M4L:  You bet your below-average ass it was. 

It was almost as hilarious as that one time I fed your dog to my tarantula.

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[[OOC:: Nightmare Mal…. IDGAF that Mal isn’t a mare. I do what I want.]]

[[OOC:: Nightmare Mal…. IDGAF that Mal isn’t a mare. I do what I want.]]

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M4L: When I win a challenge, I don’t FEEL anything!

When Zoey looks at me with those stupid fucking eyes I don’t FEEL anything!

When Scourtney broke up I didn’t FEEL anything!

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But when there’s a bloody carcass writhing at my feet….

I feel something.

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nuetralinthiswar asks:
i hope your seasoning is filled with the joy of a million happy, safe, and secure children who are well-adjusted and have had happy lives and whose futures are bright, sunny, and clear

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—M4L

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