Just shitty memory things

<p> <b></b> ☆Being told to write things down but forgetting to write it down<p/><b></b> ☆"Your memory sucks! It's so annoying!"<p/><b></b> ☆Forgetting to fucking eat<p/><b></b> ☆"Okay but just try to remember things better."<p/><b></b> ☆Having sticky notes full of memos everywhere but forgetting where the important ones are.<p/><b></b> ☆Forgetting what you were saying/doing literally seconds ago.<p/><b></b> ☆Being screamed at because you forgot something.<p/><b></b> ☆Being made fun of for forgetting things.<p/><b></b> ☆Being treated like some ditzy scatter brain and being treated like a child because of your bad memory.<p/></p>

person: today was a bit of a cheat day for me haha, i went on my morning run at 8 instead of 7 and had a little bit of whipped cream on my fruit at breakfast ;)
me: i haven't eaten anything but lemonade oreos for the past 2 days

the signs as desires⭐️

Aries: desire to stay up until you can see the sunrise, desire to run 3 miles on a chilly morning, desire to do things you've never done before
Taurus: desire to eat a whole box of chocolate chip cookies, desire to completely redecorate your room, desire to find the love of your life
Gemini: desire to get on a plane and travel the world, desire to make your friends laugh with your jokes, desire to learn everything you can learn
Cancer: desire to bake gooey desserts and share them, desire to build a couch fort on rainy days like when you were a kid, desire to reconnect with the past
Leo: desire to dress up for no reason on a lonely Friday night, desire to dance on a stage in front of an empty auditorium, desire to regret nothing and become everything
Virgo: desire to cook breakfast for your family on Sunday morning, desire to reorganize your workspace and start fresh, desire to create a happy environment for everyone
Libra: desire to make your friends feel appreciated, desire to create art to express yourself and hang it up on the walls, desire to create peace and community
Scorpio: desire to watch scary movies all night with your friends, desire to understand those around you, desire to be known and admired
Sagittarius: desire to build a bonfire and celebrate life, desire to explore unknown areas, desire to leave an impression on the world
Capricorn: desire to put your all into a project or presentation, desire to share your feelings with those close to you, desire to become someone
Aquarius: desire to have long and meaningful conversations with someone who understands, desire to order something new every time you go out to eat, desire to share your ideas with the world
Pisces: desire to go to a huge concert midsummer with all of your friends, desire to take a long relaxing bubble bath, desire to have experiences to remember
(can apply to Moon signs)

signs as  ezra koenig tweets

aries: my children will not eat chicken until they are mentally prepared to eat it off the bone. we must end the nuggification of American culture.
taurus: i will teach u how 2 get high off passionfruit coulis
gemini: i'm hard prep with a soft grunge heart & a tropical goth aura
cancer: i wonder if the barista knows i have experienced every possible human emotion in the 20 minutes i've been sat here drinking this americano
leo: I was trying to copy the older guys at my local spa who wear their gold chains in the sauna but mine got rly hot & burned me badly
virgo: I only drink the finest wine and I only watch the finest Harlem Shake videos. please don't send me links to trash- my palette is refined
libra: Look upon my prettiness, ye Motherfuckers, and despair!
scorpio: I HAVE WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET WHERE I AM TODAY & I DESERVE MY DROID BUTLER
sagittarius: don't make decisions late at night (ur tired) or in the morning (ur high on coffee) or the afternoon (ur tired) or the evening (dinner time)
capricorn: a write once asked me what I'd say if I ever met my biggest hater. I paused, thought deeply and said, "probably 'suk a dog dik, motherfucker'"
aquarius: u say "I don't give a fuk" but u merely desire 2 not give a fuk. When ur last fuk is truly given, a wave of silent euphoria will wash over u
pisces: is it more goth 2 wear a black band-aid or 2 leave the wound exposed?

relative: so, are you dating anyone?
me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
relative: sure!
relative: why are you starting up a video game