This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing
AND U SHOVE IT UP YOUR VAGINA TO COLLECT MENSTRUAL FLUID
HOLY HELL LEMME TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE GEM OF A SILICON CUP
U CAN WEAR IT FOR 12 HOURS AT A TIME UNLIKE TAMPONS. DO U KNOW HOW GREAT THAT IS? I THOUGHT I HAD A HEAVY FLOW BECAUSE I HAD TO CHANGE SUPER TAMPONS LIKE EVERY HOUR BUT THIS LITTLE FUCKER!!!! THIS LITTLE FUCKER RIGHT HERE!! I ONLY NEED TO CHANGE IT TWICE A DAY. U CAN WEAR IT TO BED, U CAN WEAR IT SWIMMING, U CAN WEAR UR FAVOURITE BABY PINK HIGH WAISTED AMERICAN APPAREL SHORTS WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT DESTROYING THEM WITH THE BLOOD OF UR SHEDDING ORGANS
WHEN U PUT IT IN CORRECTLY IT CREATES A SEAL INSIDE YOUR VAGINA SO IT DOES NOT LEAK IT’S FUCKING INCREDIBLE
YEAH UPFRONT IT’S A LITTLE PRICEY, THE STARTING PRICE BEING ABOUT 40 DOLLARS BUT TAMPONS AND PADS CAN ADD UP TO LIKE 30 BUCKS A MONTH! A MONTH!! THIS LIL DOOHICKEY CAN LAST U FUCKING YEARS
“But it’s gross to collect your period blood” WRONG, PERIOD BLOOD IS SUPER CLEAN! IT HAS TO BE BECAUSE IT’S MEANT TO NOURISH A GROWING FETUS! THAT’S A COULD BE PERSON. PERIOD BLOOD ONLY SMELLS IF IT GETS IN CONTACT TO OXYGEN, WHICH IS WHY U GET A BLOODY SCENT IF YOURE WEARING PADS OR TAMPONS, BUT NO SMELL WITH THIS LOVELY JELLY SQUISH CUP.
IT’S SUPER CLEAN. IT’S SUPER EASY TO USE AFTER U GET THE HANG OF IT. IT’S WAAAAAY BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AND DID I MENTION U CAN SLEEP IN IT!?
So yeah. I’d rate it a pretty solid 5/5 but that’s just me
I FORGOT SOME STUFF
IF YOU’RE FAIRLY INTUNE WITH WHEN UR GOING TO GET UR PERIOD U CAN PUT THE DIVACUP IN BEFOREHAND TO PREVENT BLEEDING INTO YOUR UNDERWEAR WHAAAAAAAT? YEAH
BACKPACKING AROUND THE WORLD JUST GOT 100% EASIER FOR PEOPLE WITH MENSTRUAL CYCLES
And no chemicals like tampons and pads which are full of perfumes, and better for the environment because you’re not throwing away applicators! Just saved up enough to order mine!
I don’t get periods, but here’s some worthyass information to pass along to those who do!
this would be really nice for trans males/nonbinary people in the men’s restroom who don’t want people to hear the sound of pads or tampons unwrapping!!
Thoughtful underwear with hidden powers. For every pair purchased you fund 7 pads to a girl in need.
OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY
After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.
THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM
I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS
