PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

My girlfriend and I are going to Wizard Fest tomorrow! There’s this local place called Country Village right by my apartment that has a bunch of rustic and quaint shops. <3 I’m so excited, and if we dress up in costume we get discounts! I’ll wear my LARP outfit of my owl changeling, and Jasel is going to wear her fire witch LARP outfit. SO AMPED.

pastel-chaos:

Who I want to be:

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Who I actually am:

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*bummer drummer plays in the distance*

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

flyingtit:

*cis parent voice* what do you mean you’re not [assigned gender]? you always loved [stereotypically gendered activity]! *pulls up pictures of child when younger* and what about this? you always wore these clothes i forced you to wear! why are you doing this to me?

(Source: letmebecrystalqueer)

I wish I was a boy with a burrito but I’m just a boy.

volumeun:

bondedwiththesea:

samtempl:

when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing

because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study

And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind

And then you cry.

(Source: merknihar)

rileyrainbowleaf:

sieurcloufou:

the-boy-in-the-trapper-hat:

What would your 10-year-old self say if they saw you now?

[“ça, cette chose, monstre, elle-il”

“Monsieur !”

“Merci d’être tout ce que je voulais devenir”

“Vous êtes si courageux”

Que dirait votre moi de 10 ans s’il vous voyait maintenant ?]

Okay dammit I’m crying

(Source: guest-wifi)

I WAS EATING CARROTS AND OH MY GOD THEY LOOK LIKE PANTS
SEND HELP
I HAVE CARROT PANTS

I WAS EATING CARROTS AND OH MY GOD THEY LOOK LIKE PANTS

SEND HELP

I HAVE CARROT PANTS

I ship my friends at school all the time, even if they have no romantic interest in each other. I KNOW WHO THEY SECRETLY LOVE BETTER THAN THEY DO, DAMNIT.

I DON’T WANT ROMANCE

OR ANY DALIANCE

SO BUTTON UP YOUR PANTS

CAUSE I JUST WANNA

I JUST WANNA

DANCE

There’s cat food in my pantry.

I don’t have a cat.

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Mom: You should try one of the pears I got, they're really ripe right now.
Me: *awkward silence trying to think of a pun with pear in it*
Dad: A-pear-ently not.

Okay so I have a bed and a couch in my rooms but instead I sleep ona mattress on the floor every night.

Don’t judge me.

It’s so much comfier.

//swims away//