Apparently I’m a cute mess.
| Jan 10, 2017 — 5 notes — Tags |
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No offense, but I was really handsome yesterday.
He//They
| Jul 15, 2016 — 14 notes — Tags |
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Me @ work.
Clearly I am a professional who takes their job quite seriously.
| Jun 20, 2016 — 8 notes — Tags |
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The scrublord got his eyebrows done so now I don’t have caterpillars on my face.
Noice.
| Jun 8, 2015 — 3 notes — Tags |
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//in which I try on many wigs//
| May 9, 2015 — 8 notes — Tags |
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Dear Jen, this is a Slim Jim. It was in my pants. It is a monster-size stick of meat.
Awesome, thanks so much Jack.
Give me some of the monster-size stick of meat, Jack!
The ladies love my monster-sized meat stick.~
JACK
Just give me the stick, Jack.
COME AND GET IT
Jack enough with the drugs plz.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO UR NOT MY PARENTAL UNIT
There’s drugs, too?! ROAD TRIP!
ROAD TRIP?!
ALRIGHT LET’S GO I’LL DRIVE
(Source: justaprinceofthegalaxy)
My hair is all kinds of weird right now and I have mad acne from spending five hours a day next to a fryer, but here I am. O.o
| Jul 19, 2014 — 6 notes — Tags |
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Chilling in Spanish IV. :p
| Jun 6, 2014 — 7 notes — Tags |
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