My girlfriend and I are going to Wizard Fest tomorrow! There’s this local place called Country Village right by my apartment that has a bunch of rustic and quaint shops. <3 I’m so excited, and if we dress up in costume we get discounts! I’ll wear my LARP outfit of my owl changeling, and Jasel is going to wear her fire witch LARP outfit. SO AMPED.
can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best
can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now
*cis parent voice* what do you mean you’re not [assigned gender]? you always loved [stereotypically gendered activity]! *pulls up pictures of child when younger* and what about this? you always wore these clothes i forced you to wear! why are you doing this to me?
when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing
because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study
And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind
I ship my friends at school all the time, even if they have no romantic interest in each other. I KNOW WHO THEY SECRETLY LOVE BETTER THAN THEY DO, DAMNIT.
Mom:
You should try one of the pears I got, they're really ripe right now.
Me:
*awkward silence trying to think of a pun with pear in it*
Dad:
A-pear-ently not.
