So my girlfriend and I were talking about the bee movie and we were both just livid about how a relationship between a human and a bee would work until she finally exclaims “HOW WOULD THEY EVEN HAVE SEX WHAT’S HE GOING TO DO- BUZZ AGAINST HER CLIT?” and if I had to hear that then you all have to read it.

megarumi:

mario maker ep 73 where arin and dan talk about facials for god how long and arin confirmed for loving facials and wanting cum on his face and in his mouth please can dan just be of help for this dear lord h elp

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

allurice:

naastygyal:

shindysbaby:

drinoo:

intealbehayatim:

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

unless they’re asexual… well, except the pasta thing. that shit is legit.

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Me as a porn director

slavery:

Ok everyone lets get out there and bust a nut

The signs and their kinks

bombasstrology:

Aries: Likes hair pulling, hickeys, spanking, angry sex, likes to dominate and be dominated, enjoys being slapped, and roughness. 

Taurus: Likes being tied up, spanked, is usually submissive, into bdsm, exhibitionism, and lowkey daddy kink.

Gemini: Likes shoulder and neck kisses, public sex, shower sex, enjoys stroking of the inner thigh, also into bondage and choking. 

Cancer: Likes thigh grabbing, body stroking, neck and collarbone kisses, being choked, soft moans, and wandering hands. 

Leo: Enjoys being teased, thigh and neck kisses, is usually submissive but likes to take control once in a while, likes ass grabbing, and likes teasing. 

Virgo: Is submissive, likes being held down, neck kisses, likes being pushed against a wall, also likes hickeys, and shoulder kisses. 

Libra: Likes spanking, choking, biting, bondage, hickeys, roleplaying, bdsm, pet names, also likes to dominate on occasions. 

Scorpio: Likes soft kissing, light skin touches, is usually submissive, probably has a daddy kink, likes being taken care of and enjoys shower sex.

Sagittarius: Enjoys the moaning of their partners, being pushed against a wall, likes biting, and spanking, enjoys being dominated but casually likes to switch it up. 

Capricorn: Likes to dominate, enjoys being choked, is into foreplay, bdsm, biting, likes being chased, and may also on some occasions want to be dominated.

Aquarius: Enjoys bondage, likes biting and marking, spanking, bdsm, neck kisses, ass grabbing and rough sex. 

Pisces: Likes having their throat held, loves lip biting and being bitten, sometimes like to be dominant, likes exhibitionism, foreplay and bdsm.

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You ever read smut that was so well written it had you feelin like you the one that got fucked

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