how to have sex

nerdierthany0u:

• keep your stance wide
  
• keep your body lowered
  
• as you’re moving forward, balance is the key
  
• right f oot
  
• left fo o t
  
• now go even fa sT E R
  
• and as you’re moving backwa r ds
  
• keEP YOUR
  
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• O N 
  
•  M  E
  

(Source: quartzwax)

The signs and their kinks

bombasstrology:

Aries: Likes hair pulling, hickeys, spanking, angry sex, likes to dominate and be dominated, enjoys being slapped, and roughness. 

Taurus: Likes being tied up, spanked, is usually submissive, into bdsm, exhibitionism, and lowkey daddy kink.

Gemini: Likes shoulder and neck kisses, public sex, shower sex, enjoys stroking of the inner thigh, also into bondage and choking. 

Cancer: Likes thigh grabbing, body stroking, neck and collarbone kisses, being choked, soft moans, and wandering hands. 

Leo: Enjoys being teased, thigh and neck kisses, is usually submissive but likes to take control once in a while, likes ass grabbing, and likes teasing. 

Virgo: Is submissive, likes being held down, neck kisses, likes being pushed against a wall, also likes hickeys, and shoulder kisses. 

Libra: Likes spanking, choking, biting, bondage, hickeys, roleplaying, bdsm, pet names, also likes to dominate on occasions. 

Scorpio: Likes soft kissing, light skin touches, is usually submissive, probably has a daddy kink, likes being taken care of and enjoys shower sex.

Sagittarius: Enjoys the moaning of their partners, being pushed against a wall, likes biting, and spanking, enjoys being dominated but casually likes to switch it up. 

Capricorn: Likes to dominate, enjoys being choked, is into foreplay, bdsm, biting, likes being chased, and may also on some occasions want to be dominated.

Aquarius: Enjoys bondage, likes biting and marking, spanking, bdsm, neck kisses, ass grabbing and rough sex. 

Pisces: Likes having their throat held, loves lip biting and being bitten, sometimes like to be dominant, likes exhibitionism, foreplay and bdsm.

(Source: luesor)

new name for lube

tvkiddo:

high fructose porn syrup

kuueater:

umarudon:

so i was thinking since like, none of us have girlfriends, why don’t we all just jack each other off? like just as bros yaknow?

Teenage Dream ((Cassius/Clyde)) ((CANON))

Clyde chuckled, reaching forward and grabbed the Apple flavored lube before moving over to the lingerie section with Cassius.

“Well ah wouldn’t mind wearin’ any no. But ah was more thinkin’ about it fer ya.” He stated with a sly grin before picking up a lacy black garter belt and matching thigh highs. “Somethin’ like this.”

Cassius’ eyes widened when Clyde held up the lingerie. “F-for me? I- I don’t know- I mean-” he stammered. “I m-mean, if you like it, then okay, I mean. I would w-wear it.. for you.” he whispered quietly, cheeks hot. Cassius had never strayed too far from vanilla- at least, not until meeting Clyde. He was quickly realizing that he was quite interested in more than he anticipated.

Grinning, Clyde stepped forward, gently running his fingers through Cassius’s dark hair as he leaned in, whispering into his ear. “A’ve thought about ya in somethin’ like this fer me… Fer a long time.” He said, of course he made no real advances given they were in public. “It gets me pretty excited…. Ah think ya would look so good.”

Cassius smiled slightly, leaning into Clyde. It took all his self-control to stay tame in the shop- they would have their fun when they got home.

“Then by all means, let’s get it.” he agreed, chuckling slightly. As he spoke, he noticed something out of the corner of his eyes. Curious, he wandered over to a wall garnished with riding crops and floggers. Cassius furrowed his brow, eyes focused on a heart-print riding crop. His cheeks flushed as he couldn’t help but think of Clyde using such a tool in the bedroom.

With his goodies in tow, Clyde followed Cassius to the little BDSM section in the shop. He didn’t expect him to be drawn here. Clyde couldn’t exactly figure what Cassius was stairing at. With a grin, he slipped his arm around Cassius. “Yer such a kinky boy, Cass.”

“I…. I guess I am? I don’t know- I never thought much about it until you, you know.” Cassius murmured quietly. He reached out, picking up the riding crop. The image of Clyde using it on him ran through his mind, and his cheeks grew hot. He quickly put it back, turning away. 

(Source: tdt-au)

attackoftheflapflaps:

So I just liked a post about all the cool stuff black people invented over the years, and in the little side pop-up that recommended more posts for me to like, there was a nsfw gif of two guys going at it and I am so confused and very unsure of everything right now. Why. Just… why?

Tumblr WTF is your problem I’m just appreciating black excellence and this is rec’d to me because of it??? I’m not mad I’m just so confused I’ve reached a higher state of being.

Just Say It ((Adelinta)) ((NSFW))

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Characters: Adelia, Jinta

I blame Kierstyn. This is entirely her fault. Entirely.

NSFW tomfoolery below the cut- read at your own risk, lovelies.

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