YEAH SHES OUT IN THE STATES FOR LIKE A MONTH NOW AHHHH god i’d die for goro and also SAME at replay;;;; Im speed going through it because im horrible but also i have to return the ps4 and game to my friend this week hhhhh

WELL SHIT my mom just asked me what I want for my birthday and I guess I know what I’m asking for because DAMN.

Damn I’m sorry you have to speed through it ;;o;; I played my first time through relatively blind but this is like my fourth playthrough and it’s not on a NG+ this time so I’m using a guide to max all my confidants in one go bc BEHOLD I AM TRASH LORD. //tbh it is for the worse that I own the game because it’s easily taken like… 400 or more hours of my damned life since it came out like fuck man I could have been so productive in those 400+ hours but instead I was falling for gay art boi and being a flamboyant vigilante//

When they inevitably release Persona 5 Platinum Ultimate Super Mega Remastered FES+ I don’t care what they add or don’t as long as I get my damn Yusuke romance route. That could literally be the only change they make to the game and you bet your sweet bippy I would throw my money at Atlus so fast you’d get whiplash. Just let me romance my queer art boy please and thank you.

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for

“Jack you can’t just write erotic Persona 5 whenever you can’t sleep.”

Sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of Ryuji fucking Yusuke.

My body is so ready for all these Persona spin-offs coming out in the next year like my dick is rock fucking hard and raring to go with this shit I’m not even fucking kidding around like you show me a Persona dancing game and I’m here man I’m ready you don’t even need to invite me to the party because I’m throwing the fucking party man can you imagine seeing all those fuckers dance like my boy Yusuke cutting a rug I just can’t fucking wait and don’t even get me started on the prospect of a crossover between the Investigation Team and the Phantom Thieves this shit is the content I live for this is what gets my cold dead soulless gay ass up in the morning I only make it through the day because I know that I’m one step closer to these glorious fucking masterpieces angelically descending into my life fuck man just fuck me up I’m so down to clown until I’m dead in the ground with this shit my dick is out let’s go man let’s go