PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

griffys:

you: astrology isn’t real

me, pointing to every scorpio simultaneously: then explain THIS

me, a scorpio, poking and prodding by my mountain of emotions as if it were a game of mother fucking jenga: huh?

someone: how do you feel about astrology?
me: well i mean i'd buy a lighter just because it has my star sign on it but i wouldn't get a tattoo of my star sign ya feel me?

yiffxing:

what’s ur sign n ur opinion on beer

signs that don’t fuckin Do anything

koi–strology:

Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

UH M EXCUSE YO U

Why am I not on this list??? ?? ?

star-plasma:

cancer / leo / scorpio [phone wallpaper vers]

reasons to date the signs

astroscendant:

aries

  • they’re super hot
  • they offer to beat up anyone you don’t like
  • tickle fights
  • fun as hell

taurus

  • always telling you how cute you are
  • never forgets to text back
  • best at hugging!!!
  • wants to buy you things

gemini

  • you never run out of things to talk about
  • dank memes
  • cutest fucking smiles
  • just wants you to be happy

cancer

  • rlly good kissers
  • also rlly good at cuddling
  • will mother you
  • you’ll feel so safe and happy

leo

  • good hair
  • random trips to the grocery store
  • they will INSIST on buying you things
  • will never ignore you

virgo

  • will take you to a bookstore
  • loves holding hands with you
  • will be sooo gentle and soft with you
  • wants you to do your best

libra

  • will never pass up the opportunity to compliment you
  • GREAT kissers
  • will treat you like royalty
  • loves the cliche romance shit

scorpio

  • they’ll stay up late for you
  • long hugs and neck kisses
  • might let you win at mario kart
  • will fight for you

sagittarius

  • will drive you anywhere you want
  • fucking hilarious
  • will be friends with all of your friends
  • will always think the best of you

capricorn

  • are so classy and chivalrous 
  • are too good for you but thinks you’re too good for them
  • will make you cupcakes for no reason
  • plays with your hair

aquarius

  • shares cool wikipedia articles with you
  • loves you more than they love themselves
  • will never bore you
  • makes dank memes

pisces

  • will compare you to beautiful things
  • will 100% bring you flowers 
  • charms your parents
  • is so gentle and shy with you

salmonpynk:

gretchenamspinnrade:

the signs as out of context cutthroat kitchen screencaps

aries: 

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taurus: 

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gemini:

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cancer:

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leo:

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virgo:

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libra:

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scorpio: 

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sagittarius: 

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capricorn:

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aquarius: 

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pisces: 

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@megagliscor

the signs by how much they care about others

aries: when you aren't dead inside you're actually pretty nice
taurus: wants to do the right thing but doesn't have the balls
gemini: it's either all or nothing with you, isn't it
cancer: you care so much. too much even. take a break sometime kid damn
leo: you aren't super close to everyone, but you are there for your friends when they need you
virgo: of course you care but do you think you could stop meddling in other people's lives so much
libra: you pretend you are that chill kid who doesn't give a fuck but we all know that's bullshit
scorpio: people think you don't care but deep down you're a nice person
sagittarius: you need to work on how you talk to people but you're a gentle soul
capricorn: evil
aquarius: do you care about other people or do you just want them to care about you
pisces: miss congeniality. not only do you care but you know exactly how to treat everyone well

more stuff about the signs

virgofromaugust:

aries

  • they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
  • too smart
  • they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
  • one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
  • cry baby
  • they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
  • somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
  • sexually frustrated 24/7
  • they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
  • they move their hands a lot when talking
  • they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds

taurus

  • on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
  • they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
  • they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
  • they could kill you if you hurt an animal
  • a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
  • they care too much about people they love
  • they cheat on board games
  • very good friends
  • too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
  • they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
  • stubborn
  • they don’t let people go completely
  • their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day


gemini

  • emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
  • they know a lot of useful shit
  • but they don’t know what sleep means
  • being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
  • narcissistic af
  • they’re never wrong
  • they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
  • incomprehensible love for snacks
  • misunderstood
  • they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
  • they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
  • they lie to themselves
  • sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
  • very insecure
  • random happiness/sadness attacks
  • their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
  • innocent without wanting to be
  • they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time

cancer

  • they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
  • they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
  • drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
  • they can be too selfish
  • unpredictable af
  • leave me alone, but give me attention
  • their cellphone is part of their body
  • their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
  • they victimize themselves a lot
  • they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
  • that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
  • they care a lot about what other people think
  • they plat a lot with their hands and lips
  • the most adorable people when they’re not angry
  • children loves them
  • they can tranquilize people quickly
  • misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them

leo

  • very sharp ideas/way of thinking
  • high moral
  • they need constant acceptance/validation
  • if you do them one you pay ten
  • always reading your intentions
  • they tend to joke about other people insecurities
  • they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
  • despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
  • they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
  • insecure af
  • a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
  • they wink a lot
  • will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)

virgo

  • they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
  • public nerds
  • the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
  • they read weird things
  • super committed and and helpful
  • they get angry when things are not done in their way
  • they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
  • they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
  • they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
  • their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
  • they do this face a lot > 😏

libra

  • they’re always in love
  • they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
  • super emotional
  • they probably don’t know what is happening right now
  • they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
  • a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
  • they have good intentions
  • creative
  • they blush easily
  • they have a hard time saying no
  • they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
  • they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting

scorpio

  • they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
  • dark mind, bright personality
  • they have secret hobbies
  • they crave love
  • talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
  • they get easily offended
  • scary when angry
  • protective with people they love
  • they hate being ignored
  • random laugh attacks
  • they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
  • they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
  • they easily connect with music

sagittarius

  • ready to disappear in any moment
  • they have watched every. movie. on netflix
  • using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
  • 34 hour-long naps
  • they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
  • they have a hard time when apologizing
  • they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
  • would yell at strangers if needed
  • intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
  • they tend to be sad before sleeping
  • this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
  • very competitive, but never satisfied

capricorn

  • superiority complex
  • more party souls than you could imagine
  • they just want you to shut the fuck up
  • they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
  • able to intimidate people for good or for bad
  • they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
  • they keep their cool in the craziest situations
  • have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
  • can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
  • always have backup plans
  • physical appearance is important
  • always have weird obsessions
  • they play a lot with their feet
  • they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it

aquarius

  • they disappear with no reason
  • cuter than you
  • they get confused when choosing between good and bad
  • everything is overrated for them
  • they’re addiced to memes
  • feelings out of control
  • they’re the special snowflakes
  • cannabis 23/7
  • they will know if you lie
  • they lose their shit often
  • they think and feel more than they show
  • rebels
  • the smartest ones

pisces

  • they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
  • they like music more than they like you
  • they like attention but not too much
  • will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
  • can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
  • fake friendliness (sometimes)
  • too weird but in a sweet way
  • super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
  • they overwhelm your mind
  • big heart, even bigger imagination
  • confused af
  • if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned


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Secrets of the Signs

pisces-stars:

Aries: Can’t handle fighting and losing people. They act like they’re happy to let people go, but in reality they regret fighting and want those people back, they hate loosing people that mean something to them.

Taurus: Is afraid that no one actually wants them around, and that they’re easily forgotten about to the people who mean the most to them, is constantly wondering if they mean anything to anyone.

Gemini: They try so hard to fit in and be friends with everyone they change who they are themselves, but would rather change than be alone, because being alone is extremely scary to them.

Cancer: Tries to act happy all the time. They feel like if they let others see them upset, they’re disappointing them. Needs to make sure everyone around them doesn’t worry about them, no matter what the cost.

Leo: Believes they are unlovable and that everything that goes wrong is their fault. They try to act tough and like they don’t care, but deep inside, they are probably the most sensitive person you will ever Meet.

Virgo: Has trouble handling life. They may seem like they have everything under control and in order, but in reality they have trouble making it every hour of the day. It’s hard for them to stay positive.

Libra: Can’t be without a lover because they need to invest time in others so they don’t have to focus on themselves. Hates having to deal with their own problems so they hide them and pretend everything is fine.

Scorpio: Is scared of getting close to people. They love being trusted by others but have a hard time trusting others. Are afraid one day this will push everyone away but they don’t know how to fix it.

Sagittarius: Wants only love and to be loved. When they aren’t with someone, they start to feel hopeless and like they aren’t good enough for anyone.

Capricorn: Invests themselves in trying to get to the top, so they tend to not have deep connections with anyone. They’re afraid because of this that they’ll be alone forever.

Aquarius: Doesn’t feel emotions like they think they should. They get into relationships and don’t feel anything for awhile, and because of this they believe there’s something wrong with them and hate themselves for it.

Pisces: Actually has no idea what they’re doing in life and day dreams to make themselves feel better. Is lost and confused but acts like they have everything under control and hates asking for help.

Fronts the Signs Put Up

astroalive:

Aries: Agression - Arians are bold and strong but not naturally aggressive in the sense that most think. As the children of the Zodiac they can struggle to express themselves and view emotions in a somewhat immature way. They feel that revealing the soft, loving, delicate part of them that hopes and dreams in ways that no other Sign could ever is a weakness, so they cover it up with a mask of aggression.

Taurus: Confidence - Taureans can seem like the most put-together, strong, and intelligent individuals of the Zodiac but deep down they are afraid. They don’t feel secure emotionally so they put up a front of being above such feelings and are typically materialistic - objects won’t let them down or turn them away, people do. When they feel weak, alone and they need something to rely on, they fake it till they make it.

Gemini: Know-it-all - Geminis have a lot of information swirling around in their heads and they are very intelligent. But they can use this intelligence as a mask. They act like they know it all, as if their knowledge makes them better, because at times they feel like that’s all they have. And if they have nothing to offer, no one will listen to them, no one will talk to them or value them.

Cancer: Sensuality - Soft Cancerians, so desperate for love, will use their sexuality as a method of receiving attention, to make up for feeling unloved, or because their gentler, romantic view of love is not always viewed favorably by today’s society. They need love and true connections which can be stunted by the harsh world around them and lead to this coping method or front.

Leo: Pride - We all know about a Lion’s pride but very few realize why Leos put up this front. In short, it’s because they are insecure. They boast and seek to control the world around them because on the inside they are in fact self-conscious. The next time a Leo seems too abrasive or pushy cut them some slack, they are doing what they can to feel secure.

Virgo: Dependability - Virgos are dependable, don’t get me wrong, but they try very hard to be. Their biggest fear is to be useless. When they are being your shoulder to lean on, in a strange way they are leaning right back on you. They need to help others, or at least be needed by them, to feel worth something. Though they may see so stable all on their own, they truly need others but they aren’t always ready to admit it.

Libra: Perfection - Librans feel they must be perfect at all times, they allow themselves no room for error, all because they care so deeply about what others think of them. They must meet the approval of others, this is their greatest desire, so they seek to appear as perfect as possible whether perfection to them is top grades and a clean appearance or appearing as if they don’t care and are above it all. In reality they are just like the rest of us behind that mask.

Scorpio: Cynicism - Scorpios are not cynical and dark to their core, they are simply afraid to hope. They know the dark inner workings of the mind and society, so love and success can seem like a mere fantasy to them no matter how desperately they want it. Pessimism becomes a shield protecting them from being let down or worse. No matter how distant they may seem, on the inside they are still hoping.

Sagittarius: Independence - To Sagittarius, independence is perhaps the most important thing in their world so when they are in need, instead of seeking out support or someone to lean on, they pretend to need no one. Despite being social creatures who seek to communicate and learn from those around them, they can’t admit that they need someone to come home to at the end of the day, making them sometimes appear hot and cold to others. Instead of seeking out what they need, they put up a front.

Capricorn: Seriousness - Capricorns are ruled by severe Saturn so it only makes sense that they work so hard to seem strong and mature, but this is only another front. On the inside they are trapped children who often didn’t have a proper childhood - sometimes this is simply because they themselves expect too much. If you give them the chance they’ll show you just how awkward, loud, and immature they really are.

Aquarius: Intimacy - Aquarians have a complicated relationship with society. They have a lot of friends and are very social but no matter how outgoing and intimate they may seem they are truly closed off. They want to be social and popular but at the same time they are afraid to grow close to another person, to open up and share their emotions. They fear that they will always be outside looking in yet they also fear what might happen if they truly let go. So they get as close as they can and hide their fear behind a mask.

Pisces: Lightheartedness - That Pisces that always seems to be in their own little world, who giggles and never seems to take things seriously? They are burdened by thoughts and feelings beyond what your average person experiences let alone handles. Their lighthearted, unsophisticated behavior is all a front in hopes of lessening that burden. If you were haunted, would you be strong enough to bear that smiling mask?

- Lavinia Amoun

the-nearly-omnipotent:

veryshypenguin:

ur either a space gay, a forest gay or an ocean gay

signs as types of gays:

space gay: gemini, virgo, scorpio, aquarius

forest gay: taurus, cancer, libra, capricorn

ocean gay: aries, leo, sagittarius, pisces

Experiment

su-amedot:

Reblog with your sign and the Steven Universe character you feel you relate to most

This is something I wrote up last night- I’ve been told it’s pretty accurate, really. I feel bad because I haven’t known a Leo at any point in my life and couldn’t I’ve any insight because of that. My sincerest apologies go out to all Leos. For everyone else, I’d be curious to know if you agree with your sign on here. I’ll peruse the tags and see what you have to say!

the way the signs say i love you

Aries: hits you on the shoulder with a grin, asks you to play with their hair, smiles at you when you're angry
"i need you to stay"
Taurus: lets you cuddle them on the bus, gets worried when you're talking to someone they don't like, buys you food
"i'm glad you're mine and i am yours"
Gemini: tells you how they really feel, cries in front of you, tries to make you laugh
"i want you to know every side of me"
Cancer: cuddles you in public, talks to your mum, is there for you when you don't feel like talking
"i am so glad i let you in"
Leo: makes you things, holds your hand and drags you places, stares at you when you're not looking
"i hope you always like me"
Virgo: brings you to dinner with their parents, does the dishes with you, lets you reorganise their things/room
"i'll clean up any mess you get yourself into"
Libra: kisses you on the shoulder, lets you take your anger out on them, shows you negative emotions
"i like everyone, but you're my favourite"
Scorpio: texts you first, hugs you extra long, draws you things even if they're not very good at it
"i'm really attached to you"
Saggitarius: commits to you, lets you talk over them, lean on you when you're sitting together
"you are the most important to me"
Capricorn: is overly sarcastic with you, prioritizes you over work, braids your hair no matter how short it is
"i'm more confident around you"
Aquarius: talks to you about your favourite book series, writes you poetry, pays full attention when you talk
"you're my anchor"
Pisces: takes lots of pictures of you and shows them to everyone, gives you a second chance, does your makeup (even if you don't usually wear it)
"i'll let you get away with anything"
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