i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
ACTUAL PSA:
If you wanna be sexy, be sexy. However, be sexy and SAFE. You can’t just stick any old dildo up your ass, because otherwise it will get too far and potentially get stuck up in you. If you want a toy for anal, get one with a flared base. The only toys you should ever put in your ass are ones made with flared bases. If you can only afford one dildo, just buy one with a flared base and wash it thoroughly between usage with toy cleaner and water. Ideally it’d be best to have one specifically for anal and others if you have other orifices you want to put a dildo in.
Repeat after me: If the base ain’t flared, don’t put it in your derriere.
That was the best near-rhyme I could find I am so sorry.