Straight Male Culture
- “haha I’m enjoying my last taste of freedom before I get hitched tomorrow”
- expecting your girlfriend to give you oral all the time but never reciprocating
- mansplaining
- explaining that you broke up with your last girlfriend because “she was crazy, man”
- asking lesbians if they want to have a threesome with you
- “no homo”
- assuming every gay man ever wants to hit on you
- believing that “nice guys finish last” and that’s why you never get the girl
- feeling like girls lead you on for wanting to be friends and not have romantic interest in you
