pkmn go teams

instinct: hipster. made of anxiety. probably likes really sweet coffee. trains the pokemon they like rather than the strong ones. probably really snarky. thinks the mystic/valor feud is dumb.
mystic: looks smart bc they know a bunch of random facts but really they just read them all on cracked.com. never stops modding video games. science fetish. probably a symmetra main.
valor: loses their shit during nicki's verse in monster. loves hot girls. either a jock or a theatre kid, no in between. that guy at the party who goes "WOOOO" really loud.