Look, I’m just gonna say it: the people who price hot dogs are fucking cowards. They have NO business charging such outrageous prices for the tubular mystery meat. It’s just wrong, and I am personally offended that a single pack of weenies is like $4. I wanted to make pigs in a blanket, but it’s just not economically viable when I have to buy the cheese and crescent rolls in addition to the overly priced h dogs. I want to know who is responsible for them, and I want them to meet me in the pit for some fisticuffs.