I was hanging out with some of the guys today and we were going to drive to the store but there were only five seats in the car and six of us. So Luke was saying how he can sit in someone’s lap because he’s small and I think of how the only girl with us is going to be the one driving, so I just blurt out, “well then you should sit in my lap because since I’m the only guy without a dick here, you won’t have to worry about me randomly getting a boner while you’re in my lap.

Our relationship deepened significantly today.