i remember the first time i watched eternal diva when layton played the piano and i was like “oh wow he can do that???” then i remembered that a few minutes earlier he had built a fully functional flying machine out of a random shed in the woods without sweating it so honestly why was it the piano playing that surprised me
Aries:
accidentally biting their tongue Taurus:
ignoring people Gemini:
talking during class without getting called on Cancer:
pretending they're innocent Leo:
stalking people Virgo:
acing all their exams without even trying Libra:
annoying the shit out of everyone Scorpio:
scaring everyone away Sagittarius:
making puns Capricorn:
eating without getting fat Aquarius:
running away from their problems Pisces:
being lowkey evil
Me:
*Sees a girl with long straight hair* Me:
Nice. Me:
*Sees a girl with thick curly hair* Me:
Nice. Me:
*Sees a girl with short brightly colored hair* Me:
Nice. Me:
*Sees a girl* Me:
Nice.
able-bodied person:
omg I got knee pain once too, I totally understand your chronic illness and can relate!! Me:
*looks into the camera like I'm on the office*
♈ ARIES: Wants:
To win. Excitement and adventure. To receive praise. To achieve greatness. To always have fun in life. Needs:
A varied routine. To accept defeat gracefully. To think before they act. To understand their weaknesses. ♉ TAURUS: Wants:
Peace and quiet. To be useful to others. To get away for a while. To do things in their own time. Needs:
A space for themselves. To vent anger in a healthy way. To notice when being taken advantage of. ♊ GEMINI: Wants:
To express all their thoughts. To release their inner child. To make new friends. To feel only happiness. Needs:
To slow down. A soul mate. A shoulder to cry on. Emotional intimacy. To be truly understood. ♋ CANCER: Wants:
Material comforts. To hide away. To rant about their troubles. A long lie-in. Less responsibilities. Needs:
To let things go. To remove their guilt. A good laugh. Frugality. Someone who will sit and listen. ♌ LEO: Wants:
Devotion. To be remembered. To be pampered and spoiled. To make people laugh. To be complimented. Needs:
Kindness. To learn to love themselves without other people's flattery. Loyal friends who won't flake out. ♍ VIRGO: Wants:
To prove their intelligence. A peaceful lifestyle. An organised plan. To be classy. To have a snappy comeback. Needs:
To admit when they need help from others. To understand nobody's perfect. To be spontaneous sometimes. ♎ LIBRA: Wants:
Everybody to get along. To be told what to do. To avoid negativity and conflict. To procrastinate. Needs:
To take charge and make decisions. To do things now. To cut toxic relationships. To trust their own abilities. ♏ SCORPIO: Wants:
To give a good impression. Intimacy. To be in control. To keep secrets. To be mature and respected. Needs:
To stop stifling themselves. Body acceptance. A physical outlet. To admit they are wrong sometimes. ♐ SAGITTARIUS: Wants:
To prove themselves. Good stories to share. To be admired and praised. To never miss an opportunity. Needs:
To relax/meditate. A long hug. To find a balance between work and relations. To vent their frustrations. ♑ CAPRICORN: Wants:
To inspire. To share their wisdom. To play it safe. To be wealthy. To keep neutral opinions. Needs:
To take risks sometimes. To trust in others. To unlock their emotions. Someone/something to care for. ♒ AQUARIUS: Wants:
To be unique. To be independent. To have many different talents. To make good connections. Needs:
A helping hand. To shoulder less burdens. To take their ambitions steadily. A strong support system. ♓ PISCES: Wants:
Emotional support. A knight in shining armour. To escape. To daydream. To cry it all out. Needs:
Independence. To accept the truth. To voice their concerns. To focus. To build a stronger backbone.
Aries:
Is really intimidating but deep down loves you and is very loyal Taurus:
will not let you live anything down but also is the actual best person to tell stuff to bc they listen and love u no matter what Gemini:
Talks a lot about things that dont matter but always tries to make sure u r included Cancer:
really awkward but is always there for u when ur having a hard time Leo:
Never responds to text messages but when u can actually get in touch with them they are gr8 at making up for lost time Virgo:
Very obsessive but also literal funniest person you will ever meet Libra:
u basically can never tell what they're actually thinking but if ur their friend u will never not be their friend unless u do something rlly shitty Scorpio:
Makes some questionable decisions but also very good at giving advice Sagittarius:
Yells a lot and makes bad jokes but does care about u Capricorn:
insults u constantly but also laughs at ur bad jokes and makes u feel welcome Aquarius:
The one who everybody forgets is actually cool Pisces:
Always singing
