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Tips For Attracting Scorpio

zodiaccity:

- Show them you’re good at paying attention to what they say and do. If you care enough to be in-tune with them, they’ll value your efforts. But let it be genuine.

- Don’t be afraid of giving them raw truth… about them, your life, your fears, etc. They will respect you more when you don’t hold back and give it to them straight, no chaser. Besides, Scorpios like to dig and may find out more than you think they could.

- Let them know what you’re passionate about. If they see that you have goals and ambitions that are deep-rooted, that’s a huge plus in their eyes. Scorpios are all about having a vision and doing what they can to make it a reality.

zodiaccity:
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zodiaccity:

Zodiac signs that can be very talkative. For more zodiac fun facts, click here.

signs at their best vs. at their worst

Aries at their best: "I love you my life is amazing I love everyone. hugs for all."
Aries at their worst: "I hate my life I hate you let's kill everyone."
Taurus at their best: "Let's have a giant cuddle puddle with everyone I love people"
Taurus at their worst: *eats the entire refrigerator including the metal* "My life is over"
Gemini at their best: "wow I'm fabulous. do you see how perfect I am? I'm the new Beyoncé"
Gemini at their worst: "you know I could kill you?"
Cancer at their best: "has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? wow can I be you? I love you. I love you all" *blows kisses and throws flowers everywhere*
Cancer at their worst: "I RULE THIS FUCKING WORLD BACK OFF AND DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
Leo at their best: "wow I'm so perfect I'm beautiful."
Leo at their worst: "MY LIFE SUCKS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS?"
Virgo at their best: *feminist rant* "I love everyone wow"
Virgo at their worst: "actually I hate you all. now I need to go clean my fucking room and cry"
Libra at their best: *signs entire musical soundtrack*
Libra at their worst: "nobody loves me. you don't love me. he doesn't love me. my mum doesn't love me. my cat doesn't love me. my goldfish doesn't even love me."
Scorpio at their best: "I'm a fucking goddess my life is perfect"
Scorpio at their worst: "I hate myself my life is over"
Sagittarius at their best: "heheheheh" *does something stupid* "wow I'm HILARIOUS"
Sagittarius at their worst: *kills you and drinks your blood*
Capricorn at their best: "I hate all of you" *evil smile*
Capricorn at their worst: "I hate all of you" *emotional breakdown and sobs for the next year*
Aquarius at their best: "unicorns are real dude I swear. everyone is so beautiful. can I paint you? you're gorgeous and so am I!"
Aquarius at their worst: *sobs* "I hate earth. that's it, I'm moving to Mars"
Pisces at their best: "murder"
Pisces at their worst: "murder"

qualities and flaws of each sign

astrologettes:

Aries quality - will stand up for you or themselves, does not tolerate shit, self-assured, bold, loyal, caring, protective of friends/family
Aries flaw - overly aggressive, confrontational, and argumentative, provocative, unempathetic and unsympathetic, volatile, perceives sadness as weakness, will go too far to prove dominance/boldness/etc.
Taurus quality - chill,honest, hard to fight with, relaxing presence, relatable, funny, fashionable, doesn’t follow the herd, good taste
Taurus flaw - overly judgmental/critical, prone to superiority complex, stuck in their opinions
Gemini quality - adaptable, easy to talk to and befriend, unargumentative, polite, agreeable
Gemini flaw - can act fake, ignorant, can inadvertently offend people, appear shallow, doesn’t think about the consequences of actions/decisions
Cancer quality - intelligent, is good at making people feel better, is honest without being offensive, tolerant, makes effort to not hurt people, empathetic
Cancer flaw - can either be clingy or make others feel clingy, turns everything into a debate, puts up with too much shit from others/doesn’t stand up for themselves,  too easily offended
Leo quality - sympathetic, very loyal, very caring, self-assured, projects confidence, ambitious, not lazy
Leo flaw - self-centered, insecure, plays with other’s emotions to boost own esteem, manipulative, talks unnecessary shit
Virgo quality - attentive, ambitious, driven, honest, considers details, puts in a lot of effort, not lazy, works hard, tries their best, wants the best for friends and family
Virgo flaw - repressed emotions, prone to outbursts of misplaced rage and anger, takes stress out on family, overly critical of others, obsessive, overly perfectionist 
Libra quality - nice, humorous, friendly, good communicators, analytical, can understand people’s emotions and psyches/why they do things, balanced, empathetic, fun, fashionable, diplomatic
Libra flaw - overly defensive/sensitive, indecisive, argumentative, places self-esteem in superficial matters of popularity, unsympathetic, prone to extreme mood swings/overpowered by their emotions, can be lazy
Scorpio quality - doesn’t follow herd, intriguing, humorous, intellectual, fashionable, loyal and very committed, caring, supportive, always there for you
Scorpio flaw - moody, bitter, can worsen your mood, overly judgmental, superiority complex, untrustworthy, grudge-holders, does too many things just for the aesthetic
Sagittarius quality - very honest, confident, bold, very witty/funny, fashionable, stands up for themselves and their friends, does not put up with shit, sees things how they are
Sagittarius flaw - very abrasive, can be rude, too blunt, can be mean/offensive, sometimes annoying, unsympathetic, unempathetic
Capricorn quality - very driven, very ambitious, very hard-working, pays attention to detail, motivated, often successful, rational, logical, inoffensive, levelheaded, sensible
Capricorn flaw - way too serious, repressive, bottles up emotions, detached, impersonal, difficulty making friends, forming bonds, and connecting with people, unempathetic
Aquarius quality - intellectual, very funny, likable, relatable, adventurous, very chill, unafraid, up for anything, individualistic, easy to hang out with
Aquarius flaw - unsympathetic, unempathetic, detached, unemotional, disloyal, can’t commit, difficulty maintaining friendships/relationships for long periods, copes unhealthily, abandonment issues, can be mean/cruel/deceptive
Pisces quality - very sympathetic, VERY empathetic, good listener, imaginative, creative, optimistic, gives good advice, good at cheering people up, kind, inoffensive, very intuitive
Pisces flaw - doesn’t stand up for themselves/others, overly sensitive, too easily hurt, naive, unrealistic, overpowered by emotions, can be lazy, can’t see things as they are, oblivious 

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ok honestly if you’re ever curious about anything, get me sleep deprived and asked me at 3 in the morning and you’ll get a solid answer.

zodiaccity:
“Zodiac Scorpio Facts. For more zodiac fun facts, click here.
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zodiaccity:

Zodiac Scorpio Facts. For more zodiac fun facts, click here.

what your smash bros main says about you

mario: boring
dr. mario: even more boring. thinks melee is the only smash bros game that matters
donkey kong: squad leader. or makes 'expand dong' jokes a lot
link: likes yaoi probably
samus: cool af, their chill is too much
yoshi: would have intercourse with a lizard person
kirby: says they not good at smash bros but will wipe the floor with everyone, not to be trusted
fox: furry. definitely.
falco: a furry but for birds. a feathery (or is the 8-year-old nephew that only plays as falco)
pikachu: a long time fan of pokemon
luigi: awkward and deeply insecure. probably wants to die.
wario: the fun one at parties
captain falcon: hates anime but doesn't know captain falcon was anime
peach: likes pastel japanese lolita aesthetics
bowser: nerd
bowser jr. and the koopalings: acts tough but are actually small strawberry-flavored cupcakes with frosting for fists
zelda: smart af
sheik: slick af
ganondorf: intent on murdering everyone's ass
marth: thinks they're better than everyone.
meta knight: needs to chill
pit: gay trash
dark pit: absolute trash. probably an ""edg y"" anti-sjw
zero suit samus: bad ho
ike: I FIGHT FOR MY FRIEN DS
charizard: does not miss squirtle or ivysaur. at all.
diddy kong: definitely makes 'exapand dong' jokes
king dedede: wants to be in a squad but never will be
pikmin & olimar: lonely
rosalina & luma: even lonelier
ness: YOU MAY SAY IM A FOOL,, FOR BELIEVIN THE WAY THST I DO. YOU CAN CALL ME POLLYANNNA, , SAY IM CRAZY AS LOON I BELIVE IN SILVER LININGS AND THHTS WHY I BELIEVE IN YOUUU
lucario: thinks they're a bad ass motherfucker but really they just a basic ho
toon link: likes spongebob
lucas: cries every time they see a sunflower. plays mother 3 love theme on airhorns a lot
villager: probably a scorpio that knows the axe trick. do not trust
wii fit trainer: honestly?? i dont even know
rob: just wants to be accepted
mr game and watch: legitimately ships g&w and pac-man
duck hunt: ....the underdog :^)
little mac: memer
greninja: thinks they're cool but they're just an annoying little shit
jigglypuff: would trust sakurai with their life
palutena: feels that palutena reflects their status as a god-like being and is absolutely right
robin: wanted chrom
lucina: a good person
shulk: still enjoys IM REALL Y FEELING IT memes
sonic: likes sonic '06
mega man: literally lost their shit at mega man's reveal
pac-man: wants to win but also wants to have a good time. the ideal smasher
mii fighters: no one fucking likes you
mewtwo: can't shut the fuck up on miiverse
pichu: fucking losers
roy: everyone is laughng at you

Things the signs hate

Aries: Slow people, laziness, ignorance, being bossed around, sensitive people, crying, laying in bed all day, beating around the bush, being told to shut up, not being respected, stupidity, people who can't think for themselves
Taurus: Being rushed, being bothered when doing something, being disturbed during alone time, constant noise, being robbed of personal space, having to leave their comfort zone, being asked repeatedly, whining, quitters, fickleness, loud & obnoxious people, no food, ruthless individuals
Gemini: Waiting, being ignored, daily routines, explaining themselves, homebodies, close mindedness, unrealistic expectations, being told to calm down, being stuck at home, not being able to text or call, being constantly reminded, sensitive people, miscommunication
Cancer: Drama, being blamed, confrontation, yelling, unaffectionate lovers, dishonesty, fly by friends, twisted words, not being left alone, cold personalities, fighting
Leo: Clingy people, discouraging others, non-independent people, admitting failure, explaining feelings, followers, talk with no actions, no motivation, questioning, pessimists, being doubted
Virgo: Disrespect towards others, not getting alone time, untidy people, disorganization, bad grades, laziness, selfishness, feeling undermined, people who get emotionally attached too quickly, people asking them about their feelings, knowing they can do better, not knowing how to express their emotions, pressure, being called picky, being used, being constantly asked about something they'd rather not discuss
Libra: Argumentative people, drama, people who hold grudges, their indecisiveness, negative people, not having anyone to talk to, unenthusiastic people, not being left alone when sad, advice being unused, small mindedness, self centeredness, being called a liar, not being able to do things as they want, being blamed for other decisions, unappreciative people, not being able to socialize, people who disturb the peace for no reason
Scorpio: Having to rely on people, not being in control, disloyal friends, being told to get over it, dishonesty, greediness, people who can't take a joke, freeloaders, unmotivated people, inflexibility, having to explain emotions, closed off people, failure, non passionate lovers
Sagittarius: Pessimism, unimaginative people, close mindedness, inflexibility, dwelling on the past, sensitive people, someone who can't take a joke, boredom, moodiness, talk with no action, close ended questions, unforgiving people, being stuck, being held down, feeling confined, being accused without reason
Capricorn: Disorganization, not being in charge, being 2nd best, irresponsibility, people with no sense of structure or self discipline, laziness, being told they're not good enough, being doubted, not having their own money, freeloaders, someone failing to take responsibilities for their actions, being played, being pressured to open up, being rushed into something, being confused as cold rather than guarded, failure, admitting they need help
Aquarius: Unmotivated people, advice with no potential, driving aimlessly, going somewhere with no plans, people giving advice with no experience, being belittled, being forced to show emotion, feeling isolated, taking orders
Pisces: Feeling like they can't say no, being rejected, being taken advantage, facing the truth, confrontation, being questioned, being blamed/accused, pressure, feeling pushed around, not being heard

How Much of an Asshole is Your Sign? ://

sweet little angel majority of the time: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius
mind ur own business and they'll be nice in return: Capricorn, Scorpio, Gemini
low-key asshole: LIBRA, Taurus, Pisces, Leo,
YO FAM CHILL: AQUARIUS, Aries

what the signs fall in love with

lilastrobabe:

Aries: selflessness, dark features, working good in teams, sharing things

Taurus: familiarity, loyalty, tenderness, sharing relaxing/intimate memories

Gemini: the details (sparkly eyes, high fives, clumsy grins, sighs), mysteries

Cancer: comfort, the color blue, people with golden hearts and snarky humor

Leo: clumsiness, cute laughs, gentle physical contact, messy hair, confidence

Virgo: (falls with) time, suits & ties, ponytails, aesthetical prettiness, neatness

Libra: playfulness, kept promises, closeness, sharing secrets, caring words

Scorpio: winks, funny jokes, meaningful conversations, bright/shining eyes

Sagittarius: freedom, late night talks, cute smiles, good style, luscious lips

Capricorn: sweetness, cuteness, nice hair, passion, kind & hard working people

Aquarius: mind connections, friendship necklaces, super nice sense of humor

Pisces: affection, coziness, heated sarcasm and funny stories, inside jokes 

The Signs as Fears

snail-astrology:

Aries: Abandonment

Taurus: No food in the house

Gemini: Commitment 

Cancer: Rejection

Leo: No good books to read

Virgo: The Quadratic Formula

Libra: Netflix being canceled

Scorpio: Straight People

Sagittarius: Being Vulnerable

Capricorn: No Internet

Aquarius: Being Wrong

Pisces: Being Misunderstood

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The Sleeping Squads

Dream Mumblers: Gemini, Libra, Pisces.
Pillow Huggers: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo.
Stretchers: Scorpio, Sagittarius.
Cute Snorers: Aries, Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius.

zodiac vibes

Aries: a cupcake, but can throw one hell of a temper tantrum
Taurus: sweet, tired, homebody
Gemini: an asswipe who's actually really nice on the inside
Cancer: kind of fragile and quaint
Leo: too hot for you and temperamental
Virgo: excitable, adorable nerd
Libra: kind of a douche but has good intentions
Scorpio: all they need is for someone to be nice to them and they will give you the world
Sagittarius: they don't care what you think... but it's so obvious they do
Capricorn: trying to be noticed in an unnoticeable way
Aquarius: they're just along for the ride 99% of the time
Pisces: a cutie but is probably planning murder
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