The Signs As Vines I Really Like

Aries: "Stop saying I look like Chicken Little because he's a coward and I'm NOT A COWARD."
Taurus: "Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!"
Gemini: *sneeze* "Nice, Ron." "I sneezed! Oh, am I not allowed to sneeze?"
Cancer: That one mashup of the Seinfeld theme with "Numb" by Linkin Park.
Leo: "To make a long fuckin' story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass."
Virgo: "Roses are red, violets are blue... why did you leave me Karen, what did I do?"
Libra: "You know what? I'm about to say it. I don't care that you broke your elbow."
Scorpio: "Whoah, I've McFallen! I'm sorry! I've McFallen!"
Sagittarius: "There's only one thing worse than a rapist. Boom." "*gasp* A child!" "No."
Capricorn: "Dad, look! It's the good kush!" "This is the dollar store how good can it be?"
Aquarius: "We all die you either kill yourself or get killed. *dances* Whatcha gonna do? *dances* Whatcha gonna do?"
Pisces: "Ask all of my friends, they'll tell you I'm the nicest, but not if you're in motherfreakin' ISIS."