In honor of dying my hair an a comment/question I’ve gotten many times in the past, I ramble and give some suggestions for dying your hair.

QOTD: Have you ever dyed your hair? What color(s)?

Today I decide to try and explain the concept of spoons to non-spoonies. Fellow spoonies, let me know if you think this was an adequate description? If so, pass this around. Use it if you want- whatever helps get more people in the know, you know? 

~Follow me on the tumbles/Youtube and affirm my need to be an awkward disabled queer blogger.~

I’m such a big kid. Or something.

I ramble about today’s adventures- I loot candy from a doctor, orgasm over cleaning supplies, and pull a gay scarf out of my ass.

That is not at all what happens except it is a good vague description to entice you to click on the video anyways as it’s kind of a half-truth? Only one way to find out, bruh.

QOTD ((inbox me your answer)): What is your favorite scent and/or brand of dish soap? 

The true challenge is figuring our how many times I say space in this video. Don’t actually do it- I would feel so bad for you. Anywho; I ramble about an interesting encounter in Calculus with segues perfectly into a plug for a Steam game I’m pretty amped about because SPACE. As the Prince of the Galaxy, I approve. 

Click here to give a quick thumbs up to the SPAAAAAAACE game!

QOTD ((inbox me your answer!)): Do you prefer the expanses of space or the depths of the ocean?

Also, if you want to listen to me talk a couple times a week ((or you could boost my self-esteem and pretend to care)), give me your input on what the heck I should be talking about and/or doing. If I get enough people to watch me being me, I’ll probably get a better camera so you don’t have to cringe at that low quality mess. Click this handsome line of text for a simply divine poll. It appreciates your time and attention.

Okay, I really gotta do my Calculus homework now. Pass this video around, plaster my face on the tumbles, and pray for my soul as I navigate the world of Calc. Play “Landshark” by Jenna Marbles at my funeral.

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What?! Only six minutes?! Blasphemy! I talk about coming out day and do a mini poetry slam with Napoleon trying to upstage me. If you want me to keep vlogging, you gotta let me know by passing this around! Liking is great, but spread my lovely face around- if I get enough viewers I’ll get a camera that doesn’t SUCK. And if you want a say in what content I put into these videos, take the poll! It lets me know what you guys want. OvO

I forgot to mention it in the video, but here’s a question for the day ((inbox me your answer or leave a comment on the video)): Did you come out today? Whether you did or not, what’s your orientation? 

I see what you’re doing- stop judging me. I know, I know. I have a problem. I can’t stop bringing plants into the family. They’re just all so precious! Come meet them, and allow me to introduce three new stars to my ever-expanding galaxy.

@hellisthatnoise @ix-macaroon @pandeebzisapanda

I introduce my family of leafy lovelies, and get emotional about the fabulous people in my life- I’ll tag all the people I talk about in the video. If you’re tagged, I encourage you to not just watch the part about you, but I suppose I can’t stop you, really.

If you watch the whole thing:

-Message me your favorite of the seven plants!

-Message me your three favorite blogs I mentioned!

@astuller @fuzzy-smiles @pumbaasjadedimpala @ashesoftheplague @slytherinbunny @run-withthe-hunted @sweepsheep @sstwins @chakkmon @morrigansdemon @jynxcomplex @shinystunfisks @acceptmyshaft @ive-lost-my-spoons @bethanjihen @evil-alduin 

Want to see my apartment in greater detail than you ever desired? No? Well, feast your eyes upon this 25-minute blathering stroll through my 680 square feet of a humble abode! You’ll find such attractions as a handsome plant named Napoleon, an impassioned speech about working hard when you have something to prove, an unbelievably attractive prince of the galaxy, and much more!

Depending on the feedback, more vlogs may be coming in the future? Who knows!