the signs as the scum of the internet

Aries: brony
Taurus: otaku
Gemini: superwholock
Cancer: furry
Leo: meninist
Virgo: the attack on titan fandom
Libra: gamer
Scorpio: weeaboo
Sagittarius: hentai enthusiast
Capricorn: shitposter
Aquarius: thinks their waifu is real
Pisces: lolicon