I had a dream last night where my mom was smoking pot and I was like “oh wow I didn’t know you smoke” and she looked me in the eyes and said “there’s a lot you don’t know about me” and then I woke up sweating.

It’s weird how different types of marijuana get you different types of highs. Like sometimes I get high and melt into the couch and stare at a wall for hours while my body is one with the cosmos and sometimes I get high and I’m sitting naked in a darkened room browsing tumblr.