PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."

I’m not really sure about my gender but I am sure that I like sharks and knowing is half the battle.

Everyone has six names.

  1. Your real name:
    Jack
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    Purple Narwhal
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    Christopher Double Eagle
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle) 
    Ramch
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Gray Screen
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): 
     Black Puddles

1. I want to write things.

2. Nobody will read what I write.

3. Nobody wants me to write.

4. I’m lazy.

5. I will not write.

Things I find in my school.

Things I find in my school.

handsomesorcerer:
“ faerybabe:
“ lalna:
“ rackensackstate:
“ America’s fifty states have a lot in common, but if their internet search histories are any indication they also have significant differences. Estately ran hundreds of search queries...

handsomesorcerer:

faerybabe:

lalna:

rackensackstate:

America’s fifty states have a lot in common, but if their internet search histories are any indication they also have significant differences. Estately ran hundreds of search queries through Google Trends to determine which words, terms, and questions each state was searching for more than any other. The results ranged from mildly amusing to completely disturbing. No doubt this information will come in handy for anyone trying to decide which state they want to buy a home in, especially for those curious how their potential neighbors spend their time online. 

“canadian men” is HONESTLY SHOCKINGLY ACCURATE 

too accurate

Delaware: Delaware

so do people hunt raccoons here a lot wtf

cumaeansibyl:
“ kisssinpink:
“ lloveuntilwebleed:
“ rareandradiantmaiden:
“ gaymermaids:
“ knifeplay:
“ girl-bear:
“ campaignofdistractions:
“ “The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.”...

cumaeansibyl:

kisssinpink:

lloveuntilwebleed:

rareandradiantmaiden:

gaymermaids:

knifeplay:

girl-bear:

campaignofdistractions:

The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.”

EVERYONE

EVERYONE

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS

what the actual FUCK

I wish I could even be shocked

Just gonna keep reblogging this

fuck

this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK

“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”

What the frick frack is otherkin?

meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

(Source: alpenglower)

(Source: tdtpersonals)

jinx483:
“ hclark70:
“
”
I am so done
”

jinx483:

hclark70:

I am so done

Bastien is THE magic man. >:D

nuetralinthiswar asks:
I've never had a dog, eat that, you bitch

M4L: Suit yourself, dimwit. *eats that*

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halloowada:

sips a smoothie
the drama in the total drama fandom is hilarious yall should be the next cast for the new series

Wait, what the dickens is going on? OnO

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