“GAH! Monijack feels! Jack is seriously the sweetest.”
“AARRRGGG MONIJACK WITH THE AND THEN THE AND THEN WITH THAT ONE THING….MSAKFHAFUKJSDFKADLFNSDN, FEELINGS JUST DIED INSIDE”
“I feel like absolute shit because I’m sick but I’m staying up for this amazing MoniJack stuff”
“But MoniJack numbs…
Jack would be Gallade, because he was born to become a feminine Gardevoir, but he knew that wasn’t him, so he went out of his way to evolve into a Gallade even though it required more work and searching, because he is a gallant mofo.
Adelia would be a Gothorita, because she’s a petite little lolita with a habit of deceit, though nobody would expect it from such a little cutie. Her fake tears are a force to be reckoned with.
I’m still thinking about Bastien… maybe Empoleon or Lucario?