Ryuji: You know Yusuke, I think I might be starting to respect you.
Yusuke: Thanks Ryuji- [falls] -OH BUGGER. Oh, my sensitive little bottom...
Ryuji: Yeah, forget what I just said.

Ryuji: [panting] God, my lungs are on fire. It feels like I've been running for days!
Makoto: Ryuji, it's been eight seconds.
Ryuji: Lay off, man! I'm in pretty good shape; I play video games all the time.

Akechi: Stealing makes everything better!
Akira: Wait, Akechi! You mustn't do this thing- think, what would your father say if he saw you now?
Akechi: [thinks]
Shido: Well done Akechi, now steal something from Ryuji too!
Akira: Okay but what would he say if he wasn't a complete douchebag?

Ryuji: Morgana, Joker's invoking the power of Satan again!
Morgana: Eh, I'll allow it.

Kaneshiro: Oh... my... money...
Makoto: Don't you mean God?
Kaneshiro: Hey, you worship your thing and I'll worship mine.

Akechi: Hey guys! Hey guyyyys!
Ryuji: What the-- who the frigg is that?!
Makoto: Just ignore him.
Akechi: Hey guyyys can I be in the Phantom Thieves too?
Makoto: Oh piss off.
Akechi: Aw, come on guys... I just want to be in the Phantom Thieves.
Ryuji: What the-- is that a homeless guy?
Makoto: No, Ryuji.
Ryuji: Hey, get a friggin' job!
Makoto: Let's just move on to the next palace, shall we?
Ryuji: Okay.

Akira: Now that we're out of the Metaverse, you guys can't do a thing to me!
Police: Actually we can still beat the crap out of you.
Akira: Oh yeah.
Police: Hold still you little punk!
[Akira proceeds to have the shit beat out of him.]
Akira: Ow, my ribs- ow, my other ribs-
Ryuji: Haru why are YOU punching him?
Haru: I don't know!

<p> <b>Makoto:</b> Uhm, Akira, before you go there's something a need to tell you.<p/><b>Akira:</b> Don't worry Makoto, I know all about it.<p/><b>Makoto:</b> Really?<p/><b>Akira:</b> Yeah, you're in love with me, right?<p/><b>Makoto:</b> Actually, I'm in love with your sexy alter ego.<p/><b>Akira:</b> Oh... well this is kind of awkward.<p/></p>