how did i even fuck up this bad

This morning I woke up with a killer migraine I’m still nauseous tbh and it’s yikes so I messaged my boss and explained what was up and she assured me it was okay and gave be some tips on how to maybe make it a bit less awful. Eventually, I go back to sleep.

An hour later, I hear banging on my door. I turned out I did not message my boss, but someone else entirely. I was so out of it that I messaged my friend with a similar facebook icon. I screen-capped it and sent it to her to show her I genuinely did mean to message her but…. how do I fuck up that bad to where I have a whole conversation with the wrong person??? What the fuck???

My girlfriend and I were just cock-blocked by an infomercial for easy listening music.

I was being suave as fuck, romancing the shit out of her and we were cool as cucumbers when suddenly

“WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA-PIE THAT’S AMORE”